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We're Sound Scene Revolution, it's Rich. We were gone for a couple of weeks for various issues and now we're back for, I don't know, at least three more weeks and then we'll probably fucking disappear for another two or three weeks. So, that sucks, but we're here now and we have an interview this week with FAKE PROBLEMS who are four lovely young gentlemen who hail from Naples, Florida. And it's pretty fun, I don't know if it's very informative, but it's a good thing. I enjoy it. Before we get into the interview though, we have a giveaway for the last couple of weeks that we haven't been into. So, let me get into that for you guys. The first thing that we have up is the Love Me Destroyer contest. We have two prizes.
Well, two big prizes because Suburban Home Records hooked us the fuck up. Suburban Home Records, for the first winner, we have two Love Me Destroyer CDs, a t-shirt, a poster, some stickers. And then for the grand prize winner, you can get two CDs, t-shirt, posters, some stickers, and a Love Me Destroyer pint glass for you to drink your beer out of. Or, I don't know, whatever kids drink these days. Tears of Ugandan children. It works. But, I want to make a note before we announce the winners that we actually had two other winners for this contest. But, here's the fucking funny part. These guys did not send their fucking goddamn address. They sent us like, Dave! And, I'm like, dude, here's the deal, homie.
We can't fucking just put that shit in a goddamn envelope and mail it out to fucking Dave. Unless you're like Prince, where I can just put fucking Prince on the envelope and everyone's like, oh, mail that shit to Prince or Santa Claus. Don't fucking just give me your name. We say pertinent information. Pertinent information is your fucking address. I can't fucking mail a letter to Dave via somewhere in the world. You know, Dave on the internet. The fucking post office isn't going to know who you are. So, remember that shit. I shouldn't say that because we actually have a winner named Dave who sent us his information. But, not for this contest. The winner of this contest, we have two. The guy who's getting everything but the pint glass is a dude named Brian.
And, I guess he's from Aurora. Which is kind of cool. Wasn't that out of a Pauly Shore movie? They were out of Aurora. Wayne's World. Wayne's World. There we go. That was Illinois. That was much better than a Pauly Shore movie. But, we got Brian out of Aurora. And then Aaron out of Portland will get everything including the pint glasses. So, we'll get that shit out to you as fast as you would expect us to do it for no money. So, you'll get it before you die. And if you move, let us know. Aaron out of Portland or Brian out of Aurora, Colorado. So, for the smoke and fire contest, we had a CD of the sinking ship to give out. And, that goes to Dave out of Chicago, Illinois. Dave Dong Puncher. That's what we'll call him in the meantime.
Because Dave will punch you in the dick. Just trust me. Anyhow, so we're going to jump into the fake problems interview. We have a contest for them. I think we have a 7 inch or some shit to give away. Soundgye 7 inch and a shirt. What size? The shirt's large, medium. Hold on. Soundgye Nairman's doing the research. He's looking it up on the internet. He's seeing... Oh, shit. Let me see that shirt.
Let me see that shirt. Oh, fuck yeah. Let me see what size is that. Large? It's a large? Oh, dude. I may just steal this. Oh, but it's an American apparel, so it won't work for me. So, here is the deal. Who the fuck is that? Oh, yeah. So, here is the deal. We have a large shirt from Fake Problems that I was not there when we got. This shirt is designed by internet superstar comic book artist Mitch Clem. If you are familiar with his work, he has designed and written comics for, what is it, San Antonio Rock City and Nothing Nice to Say. And now he does a lot of poster work. He's pretty well known on the internet world. So, you will get a Fake Problems t-shirt designed or at least made to look like a design by Mr. Mitch Clem.
So, check that shit out. Alright, so first we're going to get into a song. Then we're going to get into the interview. The first song we're going to play by Fake Problems is called Sorry, Okay, Sorry, Okay, Sorry, Okay. And then we're going to do the interview. So, check it out and be sure to listen to the end to learn how to get that t-shirt and that 7-inch. Alright.
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What's going on? We are hanging out somewhere in the back, front. In the vicinity. Yeah, of the Catalyst here in Santa Cruz with the guys from Fake Problems. Hello. Woo. Center of the universe. That's right. Depths of hell, if you will. So, I guess first of all, just so we can differentiate, you guys want to go around and introduce yourself, what you do in the band, and your favorite city in the tour so far. Some shit like that. My name is Chris. I sing and play guitar. And my favorite city was, oh man, I like St. Augustine the most. All right. Works. That sort of sucked. I'm Sean. I play drums. And my favorite show was tonight. Oh. Man. And this tour must have sucked. Every night is my favorite night. I don't think Mike from Rainbow Gamblers believes you at all.
Dang. I'm Casey Lee. I play the guitar. My favorite city in the world. Austin, Texas. Well, Austin was fun. But it was probably Sayreville, New Jersey because we met fucking the boss. You met Bruce Springsteen? Yeah. That's right. He came to one of the shows. Really? Yeah. That's pretty sweet. Hey, will you hold this? Did he recognize you? Was he like, hey. He told Casey, good job. Yeah. He told me a good job. And then he shook my hand. That's it, dude. You might as well like that. Just quit music now. It doesn't get any better than that. And my favorite show, my name is Derek, and my favorite show was St. Pete because my dad got to see us play. It was pretty rocking. That's cool. Does he not get to see you play very often?
Yeah. He comes to as many shows as possible. All right. That's why it was so very special to you. Yeah. I know. I know.
Shitty, like, whatever, and, like, ten kids were there. Some guy's basement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, there's no basements in Florida, so it's, like, we have, like, really fucked up DIY venues. Like, it's, like, dirty old warehouses. We play in attics. Attics. It's weird. As opposed to basement. Yeah, we go up, not down. See, that's way more dangerous. We up and knees. But we love them all. That sounded so sincere, too. But we love them all. I felt your love. All right. I guess the first question, real easy, for those who don't know, can you give us a brief history of the band? How you guys got started and all that? Tom Gable and Jordan Kleeman got together, because Florida, boy band capital, they got together, and they had a big contest where they searched out, like, DIY kids from all over the southeast, particularly Florida.
Florida, like, gave us all, like, good points. But, I mean, we're not, none of us are from Florida except for Casey. But regardless, they all had this contest search and put us all together and manufactured us under Jordan's label, Sabit. And it's, it's their own label that they, they create bands and, um, and do, yeah. So we, so we had a, a good. You just got flicked by a spoon. Yeah. We've been playing this tour game where we flick each other in the neck with the spoon. It hurts. It hurts. When you're not looking and paying attention. And the interview right now isn't so awesome for me because I don't have a spoon and everyone else does. NERC is officially spoonless, which leaves you the most vulnerable.
Well, they're all standing together and I'm sitting in a chair, too. I know. You got, you can do it with one hand. You got to, you got to adjust. It's all about adaptation. Let me do it. I did and then I, like, backed away and then I was, I didn't know what was happening. All right. So, uh, basically we're manufactured boy band, uh, dance moves, choreographed the whole night, right? All right. They sink a lot of money into us. They don't even really play our instruments. It rules. I didn't want to say anything. It kind of, during the set, I was like, what the fuck? The string broke and everything went along fine. You know, it was like, yeah, nothing changed at all. All the Against Me guys actually play our stuff and we just, we rock.
They just stand backstage and do it. It's cool. They make all the money, but yeah. So, they give us a good pay, I mean, for what we, for what you do. This interview. And you get a tour. But if you ever wonder where all their demos and B-sides go. Huh. And you get a tour around the country and have people go, you're not against me. Bring it out against me. Close enough. Little, little do they know. Little do they know. It actually is. Jokes on them. All right. They're funny guys. Well, that answers the next question of how you ended up on Sabat. So, I don't even need to look that way. Actually, if I follow along this line of reasoning, I'm not going to have any. I'm going to be like, well, that was a good interview.
All right. I'll see you guys next year. That answers everything. I was thinking it, but it's too good to be true. It just seemed all the pieces fit too well. All right. So, I want to ask, where do you guys, for, I don't want to say, like, lyrical content because that's kind of a shit question, but.
No, good on the past. You're coming from a different area, at least geographically, than a lot of bands from Florida and the rest of the area are. Right. Is it kind of like a different, because I know Gainesville has a. This interview is going to shit. I know. I'm less than. Yeah, I know. You're the one flicking everyone with a spoon. Gainesville. I know. I know Gainesville. I know you guys aren't from Gainesville, but what I'm saying, Gainesville has a pretty big scene with, like, no idea and all that, and that generates a lot of the bands, like, you know, they have hot water music less than Jake against me. How is. They're about gamblers. Are from Gainesville. No, they're from Texas. They're from no idea. Oh. They got some no idea release going on.
Oh, well, now I know. I had no idea. But how is that, like, how is that different growing up where you guys, you guys are from somewhere else. Naples. Naples. I want to say Paris, but that's from Texas. But you're from Naples. How is that different? I mean, I imagine the scene's got to be smaller, kind of more concentrated. How is that with you guys developed? Yeah, it's pretty much just us and then a bunch of high school bands. But we started a high school band, too, so. Naples, like, people from Gainesville, like, always, and everyone from, like, everyone wherever you go, oh, yeah, Gainesville must be awesome, and Gainesville isn't, like, that awesome. Gainesville's pretty awesome. I like it. No, I mean, it's a good time for, like, getting drunk, and, like, the fest, like, definitely glorifies Gainesville and how awesome it is.
What? But, I mean, it's just, it's just, like, every other place. It's another swamp city. It's just another place where you go into a bar and play for, like, a bunch of jerks, and then they don't, uh, yeah. I have to agree with you, because Gainesville, there's a lot of very nice people there. Yeah, there are a lot of supporters. There are a lot of, very awesome. There's also a big amount of underground support there. Gainesville rules. But, I mean, I'm thinking that's bad. There's, like, well, I mean, it's, like, there's Nashville, and there's New York City, and then, uh, in Georgia, there's Athens, and, you know, it just, it seems like there's, like, there's a lot of focus. I'd have to defenagrate with you as well.
Defenagrate?
What did he say? I'm not down in Gainesville. He said defenagrate. We're not, we're not frunkies. I don't know if that's really a word. No, I don't know either, but. No, I know, and it is not. That is a word. You, you've memorized the entire dictionary. I went to college. Nah. So did I. That makes you smart. Trust me. I didn't. You did not go to eighth grade.
Hey. Hey. That's the toughest fucking fifth grader ever. TFFG. At 17. Casey has gained the nickname on this tour as TFFG. Toughest fucking fifth grader. Cause he kicks ass. Smokes cigarettes and stabs bitches. Really? Yeah. That's a game. It's better to be the toughest. They're all like 30, so. We're pretty young compared to them. Chris, you're being really nice to them. They're like half dad artists. They might be even older than them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they carry around a grave lodged on one foot. One of them is Casey's dad. No, seriously. He's like. The bass player. Patrick Lillard, he's my dad. And he got, that's, that's how Casey being from Florida got into the, to the boy band. Because Patrick Lillard submitted Casey, his son, as a child star to the new band that Against Me was making.
It worked. This is, I don't even remember how this train of logic had started. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fucked up. Believe me. It's, it's, I'm gonna make a, I'm gonna make a chart. This is my life, man. This is my life. This isn't a joke. We just have to understand it. You have to live it. So, I apologize for that. But, um. You think you know. You don't. You have no idea, man. So, uh. You guys have right now available. Oh, I did so a bitch. I was in the middle of asking a question. And, uh. Derek just got spooned. So, uh. That kind of cut the question short. But, alright. You guys right now, you have the two EPs out available, right? Or the one CD. That's, that's both. Yeah. That's both of them. Alright. Um. So, you guys have your first full length coming up called How Far Our Bodies Go.
Right? Yeah. Now, when is that coming out? April. April 24th. April 24th. So, about one more month. Yep. and we hopefully are going to have it on this tour a little bit. Like the last five shows will carry it. So this being kind of like your first proper full-length, are you guys nervous at all about it? Were you kind of like not sure how you were going to fill up like 12 songs on an album? No, we pretty much decided, or we pretty much had it all written. We have a million songs. We pretty much had it all written by the time we decided to compile it all as an album. We had been like, the full-length burst. Holy crap, we're just like, yeah, we have to do this. Yeah, we had so many songs that it was like ridiculous.
I mean, we recorded those eight songs for the EPs between April and May and then did the full-length in August. Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're on like a slowed release schedule. The EPs came out in November, and so we've just been kind of sitting on the full-length. But that's one reason also we're not very nervous is because we've like, we're like, it's not like we record it and it's like coming out, and we're like, oh, yeah, it's like, it's recorded, and we're just like, just hanging out. We're like totally over the full-length that's coming out. I don't even want it to come out. I just want to record new stuff. Yeah, we're ready for a new one. It's old, man. We actually do have the next full-length pretty much written already.
Yeah, that's true. You guys mind, you just record full-length, so you don't actually have to release anything. You can just record it and be like, by the time it comes out, we really don't like it. Yeah, no, that's how I am. I totally don't even like it. I'm like, I've been trying to talk to Jordan not to release it. I just want to do represses until we record something else. Shit sucks. I think you guys should go with that. That's the great way to create. It's time. Sounds like something's going on. That's a great way to fucking make hype for yourself. No, John Gerhart Hart just went out on stage. People get stoked initially. People get stoked. But he's in AP Magazine this month. Oh. And I wanted to let everyone know that, because John Gerhart is the best stage man ever.
For as much as I read AP, I'll keep that out. I'll keep an eye out on that one. It's the Cutting Edge Music Industry Magazine. We have it delivered to our van. Yeah, yeah. If you want to know anything. Fake problems, band, van, somewhere in America. Somehow, each month, it ends up in there, and I read it cover to cover. He's not joking. We're really not joking as far as... As cute as what we aim for on the cover. It doesn't get any better. It doesn't get any more real than that. If you're aiming for cute, you guys are nailing it. Thanks, Mike. Mike Wiebe of the Riverboat Gamblers. Mike just said, I think he said you guys were nailing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talking about later on. Oh, okay. As long as... Whatever you guys do on your own.
So, how would you guys compare your guys' upcoming full length to the two EPs or the one EP that you guys have released? How does it compare? This is a more fluid body of work with a lot more symbolism and pre-thought-out completeness. Are you really meaning that? Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. It's like a full concept album. Things mesh better. Like, everything else was kind of... Those are like old songs and not like... They weren't all one project. We've never told any of this before, but when we recorded Bull Matador, like the second EP, it was like so difficult and we're all very angry the whole time. And it wasn't like... Like, and that EP is completely tracked and layered. Like, none of us recorded a single thing at the same time.
I don't even know if each part of Sean's drum set was recorded at the same time. Like... It was just snares. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, we... For the full length, Rob McGregor recorded us. Ah, yes. Mike, you fucking... Mike from Riverboat Gamblers just fucking nailed you. God damn it.
That was an underarm. Oh. So, Rob recorded us all together and without a click or anything and just... We all just went into a room and rocked... Just played all 15 songs, like, straight through. Cool. And then that's it. And you're like... The best way to date that we've found to record. One take all the way through. Right, and it was just, like, totally natural and very good. Yeah. Cool. It was really awesome. Now, were there any rejects from the album? Like, any of the... Yeah, there's a couple of besides. There's, like, an alternate version of a song and then, I think, one or two just songs that we're gonna figure out what to do with, maybe for, like, a single or a beast or anything. Got it. God, dude. That was an audible spooning.
Oh, God. Which will get you to record some spoon tracks after the interview and then you can double them in. We'll just put them in so they know that you're not just, like, screaming whenever it happens. All right. So we're gonna take a break somewhere in between there. I don't know where we pick up the next part of the interview, but they probably talk about South by Southwest, that their drummer could have gone to Berkeley. Someone probably gets hit by a spoon. I think we even have Mike from the Riverboat Gamblers kind of pop in. So it's pretty funny. You may want to check that shit out. Like I said, stay tuned for the end of this here interview talk. It's not really an interview. It's kind of just fucking banter. But at the end of that, we'll have a...
We'll tell you how to enter and win the contest, all right? But before we do that, we're gonna play another track by Big Problems. It's called Degreed or Denounced, I think. So, listen to that and then listen to the rest of the interview.
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You guys played... Recently, you guys did South by Southwest, right? Yeah. Now, how would you say... You've also played the Fest, right? How would you say the two compare to each other? How's like... Because they're both like huge music festivals. I think the Fest is different in the way that it's more like... It's just about like... It's just like a weekend-long party. And just like everyone's like wasted and just hanging out. And... But then South by Southwest is like this big like industry, like A&R reps, like walking around everywhere and like... Suits. Suits everywhere. Suits. And like there's no suits at the Fest. Old men videotaping you play with your shirt off in a hot street. I swear to God. You realize those guys were not music executives.
Those were just guys with cameras and ones you played like without a shirt. No, the sick part was is that they were like the old, old part of no idea guys. Like the guys that are in no idea that are too old to be on school. Peter's guys, like they like... We played, we took our shirts off and I don't know where they got video cameras. They're like, there it is. They got video cameras. They got every angle. Those guys and Billy Reese, they love them boys. They're crazy. They're nuts. Like to film shirtless guys. Who are we to judge though? I'm a judge, man. That shit's fucked up. I want to ask a question. I heard Sean had the chance to go to Berkeley but passed it up to play in the band. Is that true?
He doesn't know what to say. It's Sean's moment. Someone's talking to me. Yes, I did. Sean wants to know how you found that out. Oh, I followed him. How did you find that out? It was in some little piece some little piece mentioned that like you had the chance to go to Berkeley like the two E ones the music school not the hippie weed smoking school over here. But now I I stopped actually listening to music and now I just smoke weed. See? And you should have gone to the other Berkeley. Actually on the EP DeGreet or Denounced is about Sean not going to college and now he's smoking weed and then Sean's quest for greatdom. We're not going to there's no smoking weed. Don't worry your mom's not going to listen. My mom might. She's the only one.
That's cool. And she's the only one that's the only one. And we were smoking weed with her earlier tonight weren't we? Ah! But yeah I was I was going to. It was either that or this. I think he chose this. It's a shitty choice. For the time being at least. It seemed like such a good idea and now you're like oh man you'll do alright though. I got fit. So you were going to go for like what? Drum major? Well I was going to go for film scarring but that's I mean the reason I didn't go is because film scarring is something that you can do when you're when you're older and like you can be like an old fucking 80 year old gray man ugly as shit playing the keyboard and making I like where this is going just ugly assholes making songs for a movie some ugly piece of shit but you can't do that out on like a stage right?
Yeah. People only like you for like a couple of years and then you gotta hide if you're old and you're on stage That mic heard you talking now Dude That mic is the oldest ugliest man I've ever seen on stage and I say that with great respect for the man Absolutely Derek just got his autographed Derek got his autographed tonight Dude did you get him to autograph your titties? Actually he autographed not my ass cheeks but the middle the middle That's good That's not easy to do So I have no idea where this interview is I'm sorry we're in such a crazy environment right now Alright I want to ask oh we actually discussed this because Derek had mentioned you guys wrote the song about it so you guys were arrested in like no you were robbed in October you were arrested before that right?
After Oh you were arrested after that okay so you were arrested when?
November November yeah or December Christmas time not October must have been it couldn't have been November I think yeah I think it was November so November you guys got arrested and you got made bail on that it was for for those who don't know it was for trespassing on the roof of a strip mall October it was right before the fest oh yeah it was October see so I was late October don't ever fucking question me don't question Dante Dante 3000 alright so so you guys were on the roof of the strip mall right and you got arrested for trespassing yeah the strip mall was connected to the venue we were playing venues inside oh so what has become how about the time you switched all the gas caps in the teacher's parking lot I did that shit man what yeah no I switched everyone's gas cap you took all the gas caps and tied them in a bag I threw them in the river he's the toughest he's the toughest kid in fifth grade he smokes and then he smokes one time I found this body in a dumpster and I didn't call the cops for five minutes I just beat it up he found a body and all the other all the other kids wanted to go call the cops but he was like no man let's stay and beat it with a two by four that's really when they call the cops we call him TFG because he's the toughest fifth grader he smokes and one time he stole his mom's Winston's and he gave them to everyone and in this little dugout of a 40 made then all of a sudden he's like he's like you guys ever seen Hair Pie and he pulled out a Playboy from 1981 that had Shannon Tweed on the cover my daddy gave it to me his dad gave it to him it was awesome Mike from Riverboat Gambler is just stopping by I want to I appreciate that Mike thank you so yeah so yeah back to you guys getting arrested so has anything happened with that has there been yeah we went to court and everything and it's anger management classes we had to go to an anger management class for trespassing yeah it was really really awkward everyone there had like beaten people up and like was so pissed off like they were just like so mad like all the time and they just talked about what if they don't stop talking to you and they're still talking to you you have to beat them up and I just want to punch them in the face and then they came to us and like we were like we were trespassing on a roof and everyone's like I know personally you don't deserve to make a big man I've never been in a fight in my entire life so well we can change that tonight dude we'll take you downstairs shove you on some people Mel Bowen Mel Bowen he has a sister named Melissa Bowen if I see him again I'm going to kick his ass Mel Bowen I'm looking for you Mel Bowen used to hang out of middle school with his coffee cup fucking sitting with his cross legs hanging on the flagpole thinking he was so badass he had like a fur jacket I hated that kid we got into a fight in third grade I mean sixth or eighth grade is when he was on the flagpole hey this kid this kid named Patrick Lane punched me once I didn't like him god damn spoon we don't have to do it we don't we don't but uh yeah I'll try to move this along we're crazy it's all good I thought they were ruining this for you on nuts it's fine believe me you can't ruin one of our interviews it's hard to ruin what's already been done so on a similar note to you guys getting arrested have they ever found who stole your shit the real criminals no no oh no oh no it's this guy in Chicago I think he smoked a lot of crack and um yeah that'll narrow it down maybe he did some meth he or she yeah it could be she he or she but there was a lot of meth and crack done so uh if you know anyone like that in the Chicago area yeah you're probably living in Chicago tell them I really want my Stratocaster back I'd like my Dan Electro Rebuild by Jay Jones I don't even want my Flying V back you're done with it I'm done I had a dream about my guitar the other night that's a little weird it hurt I had a dream that I got attacked by two tigers in the dream my brother was playing it and he wouldn't give it to me he stole it that shit sucks in case you had a dream I found your wallet last night lost my wallet oh in the New Jersey area so uh my name's Casey Lee my address is on my ID I like the little shrug you're like I lost in New Jersey I don't know what the fuck else there is to say on that there we go but uh alright I think we are going to uh wrap the interview up on that oh we see how it is get one more I don't know if I have look at you dude get one more good question I don't have I don't have another good question ask us something one thing legitimate talk about punk news at least you're going to ask us a bunch of like crazy shit that no I try and controversial yeah we thought you were going to be like a real like good person about like asking us shit but what are we supposed to ask good questions no interviewers are all scared these days yeah man like what the fuck how the two tied together money, religion, and wars I think I was going to ask a question about God because it comes up in a couple of songs on the EP we don't believe we just we don't false God and Jesus no we're Jesus Jesus the lyrics are just like all like kind of like an agnostic point of view like just like you can never be too sure about what's out there they go either way we don't want us yeah we don't want to miracles don't exist separate people from us yeah miracles don't exist and unicorns unicorns don't that's not true is it I don't know there's no unicorns no unicorn look guys don't laugh I'm okay with no God but no unicorns oh fuck you need my unicorns there is no God there are no unicorns there is no God I think we've at least we got ponies ponies we do got ponies for a fact for a fact I've ridden one recently but uh it's another story what the fuck were you doing riding a pony you're not like you're like a big strong guy I was I was I was escaping and it was the only mode of transportation close uh if it's any consolation it died of exhaustion very shortly afterwards we made it about ten feet and it collapsed but uh I count that as riding that's what it sounded like that's pretty close alright um so the question about God is my one legitimate question so uh I'm gonna wrap this up you guys got anything you got the album coming out April 24th 1980 something wah wah 1990 2000 alright um anything else websites uh fakeproblems.com download real download real problems in SRQ at sabbathproductions.net ooh it's free alright yep cool you don't stream this do you huh do you stream this do I scream at you not live how about editing you edit this stream it the audio do you stream the audio oh stream the audio yeah yeah do you make it downloadable I thought he asked do we scream you gotta you gotta make a written transcript and submit it to punk news oh god damn it and just put like asterisk
we will do what we can uh for as mediocre as we are let's see what's up no sweat thank you very much we really appreciate it hell yeah absolutely yeah shut up Dante alrighty so that is a wrap of this week's interview I hope you enjoyed it I thought it was fun it was entertaining and educational so be sure to keep on the lookout for fake problems they're friends with against me and they're from the same area so they'll probably be really popular in a few months and you'll probably hate them but in the meantime they're pretty cool guys even if Casey has a fucking big god damn hairy worm mullet type thing god it's fucking weird anyhow so the contest like I had said we're giving away a 7 inch and a t-shirt designed by internet web artist comic extraordinaire Mitch Clem currently located somewhere somewhere in Texas where they allow slaves just uh bet you didn't know that fact but they're not black they're Native Americans so uh won't see many Native Americans in Texas they're all slaves but uh with that said the contest here's how you enter send us your name email address information that means your fucking address and shit because we don't know where you live if we knew where you lived we'd rob you just kidding uh so send all that to soundscenerevolution at gmail.com put fake problems contest as the subject line of your email and uh just so we know you were listening the guys in fake problems were arrested I don't know where somewhere for sitting on top of a strip mall what is possibly a dumber thing to get arrested for it doesn't really matter what your answer is we just want to make sure you're listening however if your answer involves anything with rape poop crap or the ass I will probably disqualify you because I am I've determined that the average age of our listenership is like five and they never got past like average sex ed class because it's all poo poo doo doo pee pee dick and butt and that's not like it's not like not funny but I mean you can only take so many dick and butt jokes before you just kind of go oh yeah dick and butt I remember that I don't want to become desensitized to the humor of dick and butt is where I'm going with this so um yeah send us that and uh we'll pick a winner you'll get a seven inch I don't know what EP it is but you'll get a seven inch record uh it's not like a seven inch dong we keep those oh thank you it is the seven inch of their Spurs and Spokes album Sound Guy Nairman just handed it to me and it's available on Sabat Productions and I'm gonna kinda let's take a look at this bitch here see what's inside it hold on there's a groundbreaking media here opening the fucking seven it's stuck in the fucking sleeve if it comes wrinkled it's my fault uh it's just black vinyl but it has a big hole seven inch with a big hole yeah anyhow so you'll get a seven inch you'll get a t-shirt it's a large so don't cry about it but it's an American apparel so it'll shrink and it'll make you look like you have man titties if you have a large so that's good so that's all for this week we will announce winners in the coming weeks uh be sure to stay tuned send us all your feedback and whatnot uh get your taxes in there so uh get all that fucking tax refund dollar because you have eight kids and you're 17 and you work for minimum wage at Starbucks good times alright we'll uh see y'all next week and by the way the song we're gonna play now is called Caravan of Courage this is not an add-in or a voiceover it's totally part of the original statement bye bye
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