Interviews at Warped Tour 2007 (Part 2) - Podcast 65

Posted by Rich on August 14, 2007

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Welcome back. No reason to waste a lot of time on this because it's part two of our three part WARPED TOUR SHITTACULAR!!! Basically, it's us filtering through every single artist the fine folks at Warped Tour threw at us. And like the ubber pro's we are, we handled each interview like we didn't know who the hell these people were (because mostly, we didn't).

So sit back and enjoy The Briggs, The Warped Tour Comedians (yeah, seriously) and Authority Zero. No on contests but our Asian Man Extravaganza and our Whole Wheat Bread contest are still open so check those out. Always, always (always?), yes always, hit us up at SoundSceneRevolution@gmail.com, on MySpace or in the comments section.

Karl Rove resigned this week...What a bitch.
-Rich

Transcript (auto-generated, may contain errors; songs left out)

okay what's up this is joey this is ryan and this is jason you're listening to sound scene revolution we're the bricks oh yeah we're in this band called the bricks later everybody what's up this is jason with the band authority zero you are listening to sound scene revolution yeah

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started with the joy that is warp tour interviews uh ultimately we really thought about letting these last few interviews go to scrap but then we were like well we'll run them and then that way we won't have dead air because we need shows we're kind of like uh the mass production line of podcasts it really comes down to quantity over quality and uh this is just another show for us so first off uh if you guys are interested we are still running some of our contests i think the only one up and running at the moment is the asian man contest uh so listen to either the dan potthast interview or the lawrence arms interview and they can tell you how to interview hold on oh yeah we're running the whole wheat bread one too so you can listen to the whole wheat bread interview and that will tell you how to enter that so we have two contests going right now we'll probably run those for two more weeks and then we'll wrap them up um after that so first up on our warp tour interview we have three interviews this episode none of which to any of the artists i am familiar with their music well that's not true we have the briggs up first who i'm familiar with uh then we have the warp tour comedians who don't really have music they don't really have comedy either mostly just have debt but um you know that's what that's the way it goes and then uh closing things up we have authority zero so um we're gonna play some music from i want to say authority zero because it's the only one who we could get music for um but after that we're gonna play the uh briggs interview so uh stay tuned and check it out

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2007 warp tour we are with the uh briggs if you guys want to go around and introduce yourselves so what's up hey i'm joey i play guitar and sing i'm in the briggs i'm ryan i play bass jason guitar sing all right so we got all the bases covered so uh except the drummer we actually fired him today that's okay so if uh anyone listening knows a good drummer yeah it could be made can make it hard for tomorrow uh well we're not playing tomorrow we have a day uh so we have one day to find somebody sure we can find some canadian uh in vancouver there's a lot tons of great drummers play drums right yeah i think so i think they know they have universal drum coverage yeah they have universal drum coverage it's great it's uh and their drummers are sponsored by the state so it works out did you guys seriously fire your drummer no no okay because i was about to be like how the fuck just a rumor i like to break his balls we'll let him know he's not here we'll find him we'll be like they said they fired you dude they said get your shit and get out oh fucking truck no one could see oh we're about to get run over hold on and there's wasps time out what you guys really picked a great spot for an interview oh yeah well we were like where can we do this where it's both loud and we have vehicles running through all day and it took a while but we found it in in the shrubbery where there's like bees and wasps and i know i mean we had to fight people for this area urine we're standing in no no maybe i'm not gonna i'm not i don't want to say no for sure there's a possibility it's urine-esque so um now let's ask an actual question how has the tour been going for you guys thus far uh good you know it's it's just starting and it's and it's hot and it's awesome and we're uh very uh i guess blessed you could say we're playing the main stage which is really really cool and fun nice yeah that's great now uh uh very nice you guys have i want to the only i know you have an ep and a full length out on side one dynamic correct is that all most of your material just so i know we have one other record that was out before that uh-huh uh on a label called disaster records which oh yeah dwayne peters yeah yeah we put out one record on that and then our last two on side one so you guys i mean that's pretty fortunate for a band to kind of like start off on disaster get picked up by uh side one how did that come about or was it just well um which one the side one of the side one probably because i'm totally ignorant of anything before that i'll be honest no um it it you know it's funny because right when we signed well right when we released the record on disaster the record we released on disaster like they already said next record we're we're releasing that one yeah like oh okay so like they already just said don't sign for another record with those guys because we definitely want your next record yeah all right cool wow so like they just they were always big fans of the band and and we you know we toured with a lot of their bands yeah before we were on the label like flogging molly and casualties and stuff like that that's cool yeah i was gonna say i mean ever since uh i mean i've heard of you guys you've been playing on big shows like i know you did the tour with uh flogging molly and street dogs and they played i mean is that just kind of been something you're used to now like warp tour is no big deal you used to play in front of thousands kids at night well warp tour is still a different animal though like even though like yeah like playing big shows is isn't necessarily like a uh new new thing if you will but like but the whole experience of warp tour is still something like i have kind of forgot about you know because we played 2004 that was last time we were on the tour yeah and it kind of like didn't really remember what it was like like you know vividly which is why you agreed to do it again we know it's hot yeah we know it's like there's not a lot of showering going on but until you get here it's like yeah oh it's like oh shit yeah no really it is that bad oh it's a bunch of guys and they all smell and a transvestite is no there is a view actually i have no idea and there's yeah and there's communal communal showers so you're like bathing next to dudes with makeup wearing wearing makeup and no and that's not even as tucking tuckers are you guys you guys back there we shower with the tuckers the tucker family jim tucker mr tucker what do you even say i'm trying to talk to some of these it's not edited or is it live no no it's not live it's all raw it can be edited but we're probably we're supremely fucking lazy so uh and i just said darn yeah we couldn't say that see you could say this is the internet dude no one cares there are no standards on the internet yeah we've we all know that right yeah exactly you know what you could find on the internet oh i have standards they're still you know you don't they're lax just a few there bestiality yeah so um you guys are getting you're playing the main stages here yeah wow we didn't know that until we showed up you showed up they're like by the way main stage they gave it they gave us the phone number to the stage manager and then i i was actually talking to the stage manager of the hurley stage because i we remember him from 2004 yeah and he's like oh what stage are you guys on and i was like oh your stage he's like no i don't have you guys on our list and i was like really and i pulled out the phone number of the tour uh the stage manager that we were supposed to report to and i was like oh who's mitch he's like oh he's main stage over there i was like really are you sure and i actually went back to production i was like you gave me the right you gave me the right phone number right there was a mistake made i want to let you know so that's pretty sweet how's that been for i mean it's only been like three shows but all i mean it's been great i mean last yesterday was the best i mean yesterday was unbelievably rad yeah yesterday just the kids went nuts the whole time now where were you guys yesterday in uh ventura oh yeah ventura's much cooler than here i'll be honest have you guys played yet today it wasn't the kids it wasn't the kids today we just felt a little bit off today it wasn't it was actually it was a great show we just kind of felt like we played like poopers you know like shit did you say you play oh like poopers i thought you said like hookers i was like we play like hookers hookers lesbian hookers except we're not getting paid uh i don't i've heard the band some bands don't get paid on warp i don't that's a whole another i have no idea to be honest yeah we'd rather not discuss yeah i don't want to do anything where like to be honest up writing me a letter and they're like you guys uh i have no idea no idea i bet you i'm sure there probably are maybe some bands that agreed you know to go hey i don't care i would just want to be on the tour you know but i gotta imagine like the transvestite's gotta get paid right because what's it selling really yeah what's the transvestite got to sell that's my question well that's a good that's a really good question it could just be there for entertainment for somebody there is a burlesque show is there yeah they have like this circus tent is there a burlesque show in there yeah there's some kind of weird side show and they and they said something about burlesque i don't know i was walking by what's really weird about that is like no one first of all i don't think anybody cares about that no you know it's like one of those things that's that warped where you're like dude really people are like money fuck no dude it's five dollars to get in i see kids they're like oh this looks oh no five dollars yeah i just paid to get into this place i gotta pay extra to get in somewhere else you know yeah but then also it's really random there's like a weird like you know uh you know circus conductor guy whatever talking and stuff and and he's got on he's got two big speakers next to him and on the playback thing it's just got crickets cricket sounds on it like why do you do that it's like cricket cricket cricket and you're like really like that's gonna like entice people to want to come inside cricket i love fucking crickets dude i'm there i don't know maybe they think so wait wait do you do you hear that yeah wait hold on dude that's crickets i always pay five bucks to see crickets when i hear them dude dude we could go back out on the hill and check out crickets but we could also go inside this tent and pay five dollars and see these secrets i could feed my iguana in there and my fucking frog i'm gonna go get them they're in the car as cold-blooded animals they're dead by now but uh on the dashboard this is the kind of fun you can only have when you pay twenty five dollars and five dollars for crickets at warped tour but um so i want to ask you guys um first of all i gotta hear that i heard this and it's it was on the internet so it's an official it's official internet rumor i heard you guys were scientologists is that true two of us yes you are yes is that true it is true that's crazy now is that wacky i'm almost not believing this because you're so like straight-faced about it i yeah see we're not we're not as weird as you think we're not from outer space no no no i think you're weirder than science like most people would consume scientologists are but that's just because i think they're a lot more conservative well i just think you guys are weird i don't know if that's anything i don't know if it has anything to do with your choice of religious affiliation you're just crazy now how's that like has that ever come up where people are like so uh can i talk to you guys you're gonna are our drummer's catholic that scares me really shitload more than anything else uh growing up catholic ryan the bass player i said that point finger at me okay when we get all the angry letters from catholics we'll send that to you and they send like fucking things about the uh reckoning we'll make sure that comes we'll forward those to you and be like no we love catholics i was raised catholic yeah none the other guys they're scientologists we let that go they love catholics trust me but like is that ever come where people are like so uh can can i talk to you guys about beer is that like do people act all weird if they find out sometimes people like feel awkward but it's really it most people don't find out until after they know us so then it's just kind of like oh yeah then it doesn't really matter i already know that we're just regular people and yeah and we're not and you know it's like if if after the fact you start acting weird then it's like you're the douchebag yeah then it's like well congratulations you're the fucker well if it makes you feel any better sound got an airman here born and raised a muslim has a bomb in his bag um that has nothing to do with the muslim thing he's just a terrorist that's actually that's um they don't go together all those crickets one way or another he's actually he's for money uh that's why he does those things it has nothing to do with religious affiliation but uh all right back to uh let's talk about music because i hear you guys playing a band so uh you guys have your sounds pretty it sounds more like people associate with like the english type and maybe like some of the irish type of punk bands yeah now you guys grew up in totally blanking where what north hollywood okay that's right you guys are socal so where did that kind of come from that kind of influencing that sound i think just from just obviously just from listening to that music i mean like you know a lot of a lot of my major influences are all english bands for the most part you know like all the best bands are from england from it's true it's sad but skateboarding too though because like when we were growing up and and and doing the skateboarding thing you got a lot of that stuff and like the videos and stuff like that and you heard a lot of it and you were just infused with it because you know obviously there was no internet at the time it's not like that music wasn't just like coming from everywhere but i remember the skate videos had a lot of like oh what's that and we'd like go out and we'd buy the record and check it out you know that's cool now have you ever had it happen like because i know i've heard people who have heard you guys and they just assume that you're from like you know england or from the irish area and then they find out they're like oh north hollywood huh is that like ever occurred yeah people are always like oh you know you guys are good that's weird you're from la you know like everybody just assumes that bands from la suck so it's like are you guys from boston a lot yeah in fact friends in boston like like they'll be they'll be like whole write-ups like when we go to europe and stuff like that and we don't understand what it's saying because it'll be in a whole different language but you do see you know the brigs da da da da da boston massachusetts da da da da da and you're like dude really like it always like people just automatically assume that we're from boston yeah it's the most common one like of all the mistaken locations where we're from it's boston is like well flog and molly soak out well from by way of ireland and dublin but yeah most of them yeah dave yeah everybody else is from la base so that's really weird that everyone's like yeah boston of course you know like you should just do it you should just be like yeah boston great city love it you're up there will you buy our record if we say we're from boston yeah if we had like you know red shot red red socks like looking shirts and stuff we probably would make a lot more money yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna suggest that for the next album be like fucking the brigs back home in boston or something like that i would sell three times as much right off the say los angeles but it has such a stigma yeah it's gotta be spray painted it's gotta be all tagger what up oversized look like your gang affiliate that's like i don't know like north hollywood yeah but you have to wear them sideways yeah they gotta keep the sticker under the brim well it's like i'm trying to think north hollywood like what's a band from the hollywood area i mean l.a area of course but i mean not for like in the last 20 years there hasn't really been anybody like in the punk rock scene really i mean you know other you know obviously back in the day like you know yeah a lot of bands from orange county but you know like back in the day obviously black flag and the germs and all that good stuff but nobody thought black flag was english though no that's true and that's the thing too is like everybody's always like why you know you're from l.a but you don't really have like the you know it's l.a you don't sound like black flag so the grass is always greener kind of thing you know it's like we were all into the english music and probably you know people not from l.a are all about you know circle jerks and which i mean i love the bands too but i'm not i heard they were playing today oh yeah they are yeah when you know they're phenomenal oh yeah so good well i think for something the way warped tour is kind of this year it's definitely unexpected to see a band like from the fucking like 1980s just come on they were literally one of my favorite bands growing up seriously so to see these guys and to get to hang out with them oh yeah didn't like uh you know keith morris sat on our stage today and watched our set and afterwards was like you know really good guys that was a great set and it was just like oh my god did he just like yeah you know crazy that's awesome dude don't get to see you don't get to do that everywhere only warp tour does something like that happen yeah awesome well i think oh are you pointing we're wrapped up time wise all right yeah he's like no more we talk too much about the transvestite no man that's the best that was the best part of the all right so i want to thank you guys for taking the time to talk to us uh all the best on the tour all right hands shaking by the way shaking you hear that unity those hands shaking that's the sound of unity we're gonna do a pound there we go you got a can i got a can in my hand i smell i'm gonna be honest you don't get me we're on a tour we're on a warp tour that's war that's warp tour smell man you want to smell what warp tour smells like come right over to the briggs tent come over to the briggs merch booth they'll give you a smell all right man thank you guys so

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revolution we're here at the 2007 warp tour and we are hanging out with uh the comedians of warp tour if you guys want to introduce yourselves uh mac lindsey i'm mustafa and i'm richie stratton all right fantastic so this is this the first year that warp tour has actually had comedians on it first year yeah first year ever that's cool now how did you guys get involved in this did they just come and ask you or well the i don't know how it happened for gustafa or richie i got plucked by a guy who's like really into the punk rock scene who's uh who does promotions and worked with a lot of bands he liked my writing and he kind of just plucked me kind of told me dude there's no per diem there's no money like not a lot of money but you know and the money that he gave was kind of you know the number he gave me was adequate because rent in hollywood is expensive so i was like hell yeah and then there's just so many networking opportunities of 48 cities i mean something's got a bite you know so i just did it that's cool yo he uh yeah i got the guy who was booking this thing uh asked for comics and i was a i was a recommendation i'm from portland oregon i just do the road i do nothing but bars and handfuls of rednecks and stuff so pretty much that's what i've been doing is is uh is that and then they saw my stuff online and they said i was funny enough and now i'm here so there you go and uh me i just kind of like you know um some people had recommended me to this guy john doom who's the manager of of the van the comedian vans uh warp tour the band's warp tour comedian excuse me and uh you know i saw some of my stuff on online and i just got contacted and he said would you like to do it which is you know good because i'm usually not i get banned and kicked out of a lot of regular comedy clubs and uh this this audience is is much more appropriate for it's a lot harder to get kicked out of warp tour you know yeah you guys say whatever i want to say it's amazing short of short of like you know strapping up a hookah or putting on a rubber band and start shooting hair on i mean you can't really get kicked off of this tour yeah it would take a little bit of emulate that at least richie does so i do i do simulate heroin use but i am pro heroin use for elderly only for the elderly though not the elderly yeah yeah yeah i'm not i'm not yeah if you're too old you got you got to earn it you got to earn the drugs you do you know imagine if you're old it's kind of like yeah it's not that big yeah if you overdose and you're like 15 it's a tragedy if you're 80 it's kind of like it's awesome yeah you're living on borrowed time anyway that's how this guy died in my apartment the one that i uh got i got my apartment because i was like living in my car and i was on a waiting list for this apartment and he od'd on heroin and i couldn't be mad at him i mean seriously i mean i wasn't even sad when they you know mopped up the chalk outline i was like that's a cool way to go like thanks for the apartment appreciate it grandpa and little miss sunshine that's that's how you should live your life that way so there's a lot of girls not just one or two that's awesome so now when do you guys go on you guys just go on in between bands or at certain times or how's it yeah we have the uh the skull candy mixiest tent we usually go on around like one-ish and then you know varying between four and five five-ish uh we go up in between you know and at that tent we have you know the uh the drum street core and uh we uh we also have you know the uh we have uh spoken word guy cottonmouth texas we have some phenomenal breakdown i mean phenomenal like do things like contortionist looks impossible you know and one below who's a uh a hip-hop mc is like underground he's very very good man he's he's really good that's rad and so you guys it's just kind of like the mixed stage of like all the different stuff that you wouldn't want a visual mixtape like underground is anything and people are like they said 50 got blown up from the mixtapes yeah we are that we are underground we're gritty and if you come and see us you know you're going to see a future star out of out in that tent that's rapping breaking telling jokes turntable is you know all that it's nothing but free speech at our tent that's one thing it's it's we do everything there so there's spoken word and there's comedy and all of it it's just free speech basically everywhere else it's like well i mean we're doing a lot of interesting things but it's just a variety at our time so it's yeah you can stick around and the acts constantly change and uh jimmy marr the mc is just a wild man and oh yeah yeah oh yeah right on so uh how's the crowd been this far i mean i know it's day four or day three here uh i think that they've been really receptive you know uh like for me i'm used to getting beer bottles thrown at me or fucking beat up or you know to walk chased to my car by some bonehead fucking marine or something you know and like here it's like the people are open even if they're young even if they're older they just the environment is really like conducive to you know the type of material i do and all the comics everybody you know mustafa richie stratton jimmar everybody under the tent seems to be doing really really well with the audiences it's been a it's been a breath of fresh air that's cool and the crazy thing is is we each have three different audiences so there's no real no need to panic if people walk away from your set because there's always somebody coming that it's their thing so some people like hardcore matt some people like me with my regular everyday stuff and then some people like heron jokes from my boy heroin jokes i got bit in the dick by a dog too i got other jokes you got bit in the dick by a dog yes i got bit in the dick by a dog i'm totally phobic of dogs i like no like full on there's like dark spots on the mushroom part and yeah like yeah yuck it up chuckles what no that's weird it's not weird dog it bit me it thought i was it thought okay it thought i yeah basically the dog was trying to defend its owner uh from a nasty lego attack because he was a friend of mine and i got my dick bit and now i'm afraid of dogs there you go which contrary to me is i got my dick bit and now i'm addicted to dogs i mean hey uh i just i i've never had a problem or anything against a dog um hey hey dog got bit in a dick i i just think that's uh hilarious i know but there's three different kind of sounds so people come over they like you know it's like getting your own flavor you know and and it happens he drew today he drew a really big crowd mac did his thing yesterday i drew a pretty decent crowd i mean it's just it's just phenomenal it's like changing the channel it's like if you don't like what you're hearing walk away you know change that channel and then come back in five minutes it's a totally new show that's cool yeah yeah because i mean you can't i mean some of the stages you get that but i mean all in all if you go to one stage it's going to be music all day you guys you got turntables you got comedians you got the whole nine i think the street drum corps is absolutely the street drum corps is absolutely amazing they're that they bring out everything because it's just nothing but drums and like last time they had the drummer from uh 30 seconds to mars oh wow stop in do uh and do some yeah and it's just crazy because they're running around the stage they got a uh what is it a ah those those things those is a sander they have a sander and they do it in a tube they're like and so sparks are flying it's incredible that's incredible the tent's insane yeah now uh you guys have like a merch booth somewhere you can like at least sell some stuff or do you have things for sale yeah there's there's a merch booth um mostly like if you want to find us like we our merch is kind of short right now so if you want anything from us you have to download it um but you know everybody else has got merchandise there and it's like it's a good setup man it's a it's a nice spacious spacious tent linoleum for uh break dancers and um our stage so we dance on a we perform on a break dancing stage that's all you guys should break dance i think that can hurt i have all the rhythm of a white guy and i'm not ashamed to admit it i i i can't dance i uh it's sad oh okay all right no sorry just uh looking over the time and everything that's cool though so uh i'm gonna ask you guys are comedians you sound like you're you know pretty underground pretty up and coming and all that do you guys is there like a mainstream comedian that a lot of people love that you just can't stand or that like you're just yeah uh someone should have aborted dane cook someone should have just uh pulled him out with a fucking vacuum and stuck him in a tank dane cook he's probably like the comic that i i dislike the most uh oh sorry is that too loud i just wanted to people to really hear it when i say dane cook should have been aborted larry the cable guy larry the cable guy is one of the worst the lowest com denominator get her done piece of stuff that i besides dane cook dane cook is well dane cook has energy but you know what when you're taking jokes and people like dane cook that's all i thought it's funny or actually uh i'm kind of stuck in the middle i think i have an issue with i guess any comic that does comic view and thinks it's a tv credit i personally just that no no you know or you know i'm not def jam i'm not uh tv friendly but i'm kind of in between but i just you know anybody does hacky hacky shit basically oh well so you know what uh i'm in la and i need to work so i'm not gonna be throwing him underneath the bus uh but you're playing this if you're like yes but but if you're hacky i really i can't really flow with you and pretty much every comic that does comic view which will probably be me if somebody pays me enough pays me enough but i don't i'm just saying that's basically you know i don't have one person particular person but if you suck you you kind of know who you are yeah you know it's got to be hard when you see someone making like fucking movies and shit you're just like god he's fucking terrible i don't mind the movies i figure you know just let me get my with popeye's commercial or my mcdonald's and uh you know if they never seen a brother breakdance before whoo i'ma you think they breakdance at that tent oh i'm shuffling but no i mean my whole thing is as long as you're original and you're genuine i i respect that because i like everybody but if you're hacky and you're doing the same or blah blah blah blippity blah black people be and white people be i'm like yeah shut the fuck up and then basically me and you have nothing to talk about because i actually open books um so that's basically who i dislike you know it's broad if i throw the rock in your yard and it hits you oh then it's you if you're thinking maybe hey maybe that's me oh it's you it's you pretty much all right man well i appreciate you guys taking the time we are going to uh wrap this up here um you guys got websites anything else you guys want to plug all of that myspace search under comedy for mustafa m-u-s-t-a-f-a all right uh you can go to myspace my url is mac lindsay it's really simple and then uh i'm also on sacred cow.com go ahead and check me out on richie on stage.com my own special little website your own website no well you can do that too it's richie stratton but yeah richie on stage all right cool guys thank you guys for taking the time thank you coming up next we talk with uh all three of the guys of authority zero about uh mostly stuff that happened three years ago because that was the last time i was

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again behind the main stage of the shoreline amphitheater where someone's playing yes no idea yeah no i think it's the used you know they're not i'm just joking with you lead singer the used had a vocal problem yeah that sucks we are here with authority zero or two members thereof yeah my name is bill marks i play guitar for authority zero and i'm jason i sing whenever my voice isn't scratchy as well ah well there you go so uh i guess first question it's only the third day of warp tour how's it been going for you guys thus far very well we're we're liking that we're going up north it's a little cooler up here so that's pretty nice and uh the audiences have been very receptive and it's been a good time good promotion for authority zero and whatever we're doing he's right i agree everything's just going to pass do you yes i do not agree i agree i do not agree not so much not so much a little little half half on that one i happen half as well now are you guys on for the entire time are you doing just a little stand here we're hanging out until uh las cruces new mexico but we are pushing to try to get on the whole thing so if lyman's listening we love you lyman doesn't listen to this oh he doesn't he might well somebody help us people listen all right cool cool please god something we're bad what just happened there so did flip one nut jobs he's giving this drink i don't even know what brand it was and i thought it was actual natural real tea don't know what the heck it was dude it was not tea that's all i know oh you're fired fired yes all right so you guys are from socal correct no sir we're from mesa arizona actually oh whoa yeah we're we're way off we're out in the desert uh we have a lot of socal-esque music but yeah i was gonna say you know that's one of our those were some of our major influences therefore kind of have that feel to us yeah yeah yeah okay we grew up close by there anyways like six hours away from san diego and stuff you know six hours give it about 500 degrees more yeah no shit now what well where are you guys playing does it shift around every day or do you know what we always play on ernie ball stage relatively we play from anywhere from like four to six somewhere like that oh yeah because you guys don't know like every day you wake up yeah they mix it up a little bit so yeah they're like one day they're like oh by the way you guys

beer tent correct yeah they have like a fucking flat of pabst blue ribbon over there is that just you guys just walk up you're like all right no i believe that that's for bands that they that they actually when they draw people unlike us no i'm just joking no it's actually for the well or the more well-known bands and stuff like that so because if i'm a well-known band i'm drinking paps you get paps that's what i'm doing well you know you got to keep that punk rock image going man pbr bro that's right yeah i saw the uh the yeah the drag guy walked by with his girlfriend it was in my space dragway yeah everybody knows that dude you know i never knew him until now we're like that was a hot chick no it's not oh wait no it's a mace but my space uh something star jamie or just something star i think his girlfriend uh his girlfriend has pink hair as well i think and i saw them first off like yesterday i was like look at the two hot chicks holding hands and it ended up not being his girlfriend so girlfriend but like yeah the guys from the briggs known that do they tell you guys they're like in case you guys are curious there's a famous myspace drag queen on the tour keep an eye out i hadn't heard it from them yet i just kind of it's the word around the campfire somehow yeah we just did this uh other interview over here and i actually that's the first time i heard about the whole myspace thing to be honest with you i saw a guy with pink hair that turned out to be a guy that i thought was a girl i actually heard it from barbaroff over in uh epitaph camp or whatever hell he's doing now i think he's out 30 seconds or something but everyone knows it somehow i don't know what it is yeah and now we're pumping it up again i know i'm gonna like yeah i don't know what i would interview a drag queen about or else i would consider doing that but yeah well you could you could ask him what maybe why he chose to be a drag queen and that's like where it's really like a two question interview and then you're like you're all cool all right thanks for taking the time to talk to us thanks you do anything else that's interesting we have a clothing line or something you know who fucking knows you have a talent of some so i don't know yeah you know what i mean but like really warp tour more and more is becoming like more of the dudes look like drag queens right right i'm not i think it'll die out man because i was like we we had played it at home before we had played it out here and it was like four years apart in the two posters they could have been two different fucking shows everyone's haircuts were all different and shit so hopefully it comes and loops back out of the metro scene you know what i mean it'll change but i mean right now everyone's into makeup and yeah it'll go away yeah i don't want to say anything too much god please god yeah i was gonna say with the beard the beanie and whatnot you're really looking at the uh get some eyeliner i got i got some eyelash stuff on here i'm not you can't really see it i use more natural color here yeah this is not eyeliner it's just us uh having a lack of sleep driving the van this is a hollywood beard it's actually the stick on yeah he's going yeah he's going for that brad pitt look and like you know yeah i don't really pull it off this whole triangle burn nose thing i got going on too i'm going for the scarecrow look yeah yeah he's got scarecrow going on it's all very well it's very it's just well orchestrated makeup it's not right yeah yes i can't even stand the dancing you plan that dancing on stage we just kind of freak out ourselves yeah there's a lot there's a lot of choreography these days and it's not it's not our thing so we're more in the old school vein of warp tour like no effects and pennywise that's kind of what we do i was gonna say it was a couple years ago you guys did the uh punk voter tour right with you're on no effects and alkaline trio jello jello the opera a lot of people who else was on that oh i don't know yeah well you guys were on yeah we were there that's cool are you guys still involved with the bike punk voter because i don't know if the whole thing's even i don't know if it's even i know that the site's still there and i had written a piece with them and we had we had put a song on their album but uh i wouldn't see i think it was mainly aimed against bush unless they're gonna go against mccain or whoever's the next guy going up there there's like 40 000 fucking people running so yeah sorry i doubt that's right yeah correct right that's cool so um i was gonna oh oh what got you guys involved with that are you like do you see yourselves kind of a political band or is it just something like of the time that you thought was important well uh we're not necessarily a political band but you know we figured that the guy was doing some bullshit and we might as well speak up against what we could we might as well use what we had to kind of be a medium to get it out there that we didn't agree with what he was doing yeah you know yeah basically to get kids out there to think you know in a different way if anything because obviously everybody kind of agrees now in a sense of what you're seeing yeah even the republicans don't like him now he's just like a lame duck lame duck president and they're and then we could get into the amnesty issue we could just keep going with this man we're so political get this everyone's switching to ethanol but it costs more to ship ethanol in the fucking diesel trucks to use all the gas and now the farmers that have to feed their cows all their fucking meats going up because the corn prices went up it's a travesty we need more republicans in office wait we're democrat what are we i don't fucking know i almost believe that i was like well see i gotta run i gotta run dude going on that so you can pretty much jump either side of the fence whatever i think they're full of shit both sides oh yeah so that's why i'm i'm classify myself now even though i'm a democrat registered i'm independent fuck them word yes i agree so uh what do you guys have lined up after war for you guys got anything going you're gonna be uh touring more recording anything that yeah we're going out uh to we're going out the expendables in august and uh if hopefully we can land the rest of this tour we're still trying so we may have to kind of push the other tour back and we're going to uh japan in october oh wow so uh our representative from japan from in and out records i think it's a subsidiary of drive-thru oh yeah it's hanging out here he doesn't know english but he knows he knows flip he asked me where frip was frip and i'm like frip frip oh flips over here and it's you know and he kind of gets it and i know like one phrase high gun icky boss let's go to the beach and he's like okay icky boss let's go there's no beach around all when we were there yesterday ventura yeah ventura yeah much much nicer event yeah well this is cool man i like i like the smell of pines so yeah a little different all right you guys got google right next door that's yeah yeah yeah you got that going for us word well they just so you guys have the scenario there we have two mics one of which i'm splitting with the vocalists therefore it's kind of fun just go word if he ever wants you can just reach over and grab this one yeah you're just kind of like backup i'm starting to daze off too have you played yet no no you can't daze off yet dude that's what i'm saying i'm like i'm almost completely exhausted right from just walking around the sun and plus i'm wearing a beanie yeah why are you wearing a beanie it doesn't make any sense right now but i have like a mop of hair under this thing as well uh and that also sucks in heat so this is almost retracting or at least holding the heat in away from my hair which soaks in the heat to go to my head and it's somewhere don't do drugs kids we form a way acid was good when i was a kid it definitely helped me look outside of the box you called the fucking transvestite so he could do it you want this interview don't you no you do want it i don't know no you sure i don't if he gets close enough i may have to ask him some shit i don't what the fuck did you ask i'm gonna figure out let's do it together shall we we can see where he's where he stands politically kick your ass shit that's the thing is like i'm gonna throw him in a kimura he's kind of like i don't know what that means arm bar dude oh see you're cali everyone knows what it means here bro he knows what it is i just drop kicked motherfuckers oh there you go just throw things all up the stairs word you were up california oh you left fighting yeah you gotta love it you gotta love it all right and it'll mcclado almost um a plot uh um a thurman there you go anaconda anaconda choke all right all right well he wants to rub his dick i'm sorry rubber wrap his dick around the transvestite everybody i'm gonna throw him in a king cobra there that's inappropriate for so many reasons nice all right well we're gonna wrap this up here on that note that's always hard on wrapping the dick around the transvestite's neck we're gonna it's the uh end of the interview there but uh i want to thank you guys uh anything you guys want to push plug websites uh this is your choice this is your tang yeah this is my time to get down this is what we're gonna do here i'm gonna click click boom man go to authorityzero.com you can also check out the myspace.com forward slash authority zero please check it out that's the best thing and uh please go buy our album 1234 available everywhere best buy fye etc itunes yeah best buy is always good yeah i don't like it per se but it's cheap yeah it's so it's cheap and they got their shit yeah and you can get a dvd player and the dean scream yeah he's going back he's going back to the first rock against bush now very nice had to take us back for a minute all right i want to thank you guys for taking the time uh all the best and uh hopefully if we get out of here we will see you guys uh when you play cool forward thanks man all right so uh that concludes our show this week uh it was it was it was a show so uh show on that steal a steal a joke from fat mike like most of our good jokes it was show so uh yeah all the songs this week that you guys heard were selected by the uh luxurious sound guy nerman with room for four standard anti-lock brakes and amfm tuner sound guy nerman for all your rental car needs um other than that we got the whole wheat bread interview or the whole wheat bread contest the asian man contest which you could find the rules for on the lawrence arms interview or the dan podcast interview we're coming back next week with the last round of warp tour like syphilis man it just doesn't go away um it's true i have syphilis too and it lasts a long time um i have a lot of diseases it's it's good to be me but uh we got one last warp tour set and then we'll get back to uh single interviews that you don't care about so enjoy that uh we'll see you guys all next week

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