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Hi, this is Kyle William from I Made This Mistake, and you're listening to Sound Scene Revolution, the best podcast in the world. Not.
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Hey, what's going on? Thanks for tuning in to Sound Scene Revolution. Here on our 90, no, we're not on 90 yet, we're like 88, 89, 80-somethingth episode. Thanks for listening, we're happy to have you here. Thanks to you for your continued support and allegiance to us and no other podcast that is in the small type on the webpage. So, this week, we sit down with a nice guy, good buddy, Kyle William Camphole. I believe it's Camphole, something to that effect, of I Made This Mistake. And I'm going to fuck with your mind here for a second. Dude's first name is Kyle William. Like, that's not like even his first and middle name, it's like his first name. Like, his parents couldn't figure out what to name him, and they're like, let's just go with Kyle William.
Because that's short and easy to pronounce, and will never confuse anybody. I just call him Kyle. You could also call him K-Bill. I don't think anyone does that, but it's an awesome nickname. And you should start. So, anyhow, Kyle sings, plays guitar, writes. He's pretty much the brainchild of the acoustic, or no, no, they're electric now, but of the band, I Made This Mistake. Really, really good guy. Also heads up the Cottage Records, which released 7-Inch by Most Giganticus. It has 7-Inch coming out by The Two Funerals. He's a pretty busy guy. He also heads up VinylDownloads.com, which has done work with Suburban Home Records. They've done things with, I want to say, Chunksaw Records. Just a ton of different labels have started to use their services.
So, he has been an incredibly busy guy over the last year. Which is really hard to believe, because he looks so lazy. He looks slothin', almost. But he's not. He's incredibly busy. So, you may want to check him out. It's a good time to get into that, because he's going to be really, really busy over the next couple of years. And now is the time to get into it before all your friends. So you can be like, oh shit, I'm so cool. I was into him way before it was popular. And nowadays popular, all this shit is terrible, and I never listen to it. And it's fucking awful. He's sold out. And you could be that guy. Everybody loves that guy. Nobody thinks that guy's a douche. So, anyhow. Yeah. We're going to go into that.
We're still running the MC Chris interview. Or the MC Chris contest. And the Austin Lucas contest. And Sound Guy Nairman pointed out that I didn't note in our last interview that Barack Obama won. So now, like, four weeks after the fact, with fucking breaking news that Barack Obama got elected to the White House. If you haven't heard, why the fuck are we the first place you've heard this from? What horrible fucking rock are you living under? But, uh, I'm pretty excited about it. If only because I know it gave, like, 18 old white guys heart attacks when it got announced. There was a wave of it across America. Of, like, old white dudes choking on, like, fucking chicken wings and shit. It was amazing. And, uh, old white people.
Saying old white people. Chicken wings. Saying that old white people eat chicken wings is... Watermelon. Is... That they're sitting around watching what's happening. So, drinking strawberry soda. Not all old white people do that. Strawberry drink. Strawberry drink. Grape drink. Sugar water purple. Anyhow. So, uh, we're gonna play some tracks by Kyle William and get into the interview. I hope you like it. Um, we're not... I got some Kyle William stuff I could give away. But I think I'm gonna hold on to it because we're running so many contests. And, like, when we reach 100, we'll do a big giveaway. And I'll give you all sorts of shit you don't want. But, uh... That sounded really mean to Kyle. I'm sorry. You'll want his record.
But, you know what I'm saying. There'll be other stuff in there. Like, I'll include my back hair clippings and shit. But, so, uh, enjoy the interview. And we'll get back to you later. Bye-bye.
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So, Sound Scene Revolution. And we're in, uh, my hotel room. Yes. At the fest. 319. Yes. Room of epic proportions. I would not go that far. But we are, uh, we're sitting around with Kyle William of I Made This Mistake. If you'd like to say hello. Hi. How's everybody doing? Hope your, uh, computers are treating you well. And iTunes is working well without bugs for you. Or, if you're streaming it. Or, if you're streaming it. That's right. Then I hope the Sound Scene Revolution website hasn't shit out on you yet. It's terrible. It's gonna shit out on you. It's horrible. Don't, don't hold the breath. Bandwidth. Expensive. It is. I don't pay for it, though. Really? Sound Guy and Airman pays for everything. That works. He's my sugar daddy.
Awesome. Yeah, you're my sugar daddy, so it works out well. Aw. All comes full circle. Sir, if he wasn't paying for my stuff, I couldn't pay for your stuff. So, uh, let's, uh, I guess the easiest way to begin is a little history of yourself, how you got started playing music, the usual, you know. The yuge? Yeah, the yuge. Well, it was a, it was a cold day in 1988, April the 6th, when I was born. Uh, cesarean section. It was fun. Um, sorry. I don't know. Eh, possibly a little too much. If I ever meet your parents now, I'm gonna be like, so, how's the scar? How's that going for you? But, uh, yeah, um, I, I started playing when I was like 12 or 13. I got a bass guitar, and I thought it was awesome, because I could play that one Weezer song, the hash pipe song.
Yeah. And, uh, yeah, started playing, uh, uh, played in, sorry, I have no voice. No. Fest is insane. Yeah. Well, you've played, like, five shows. I think I've played three shows in, like, 23 hours. It was, uh, it was fun. Good times. It's craziness. But, uh, yeah, we, um, I started playing, like, bass, and I moved over guitar and drums, and I just really liked playing music, and, uh, I played in this band called The Fluent, um, and we toured a bunch, and I was really young, and it was really fun, and then when, uh, that band broke up, I decided I didn't really want to play in a band anymore. So, I started playing, uh, acoustic guitar, and, uh, just kind of started writing songs, and, uh, I named it I Made This Mistake, and it's, it's kind of gone from there.
Like, three years later, I decided I did want to play with a, uh, did want to play with a full band, got a bassist, and, uh, kind of a drummer, and then decided to tour, and it's been, like, about a, just roughly a year since, uh, we, I, I went electric, and it's been a lot of fun since. Excellent. Put out, like, I think we have, like, like, three acoustic EPs, an acoustic seven-inch, uh, acoustic full-length, and now a, uh, electric full-length. Electric full-length. So. Wow. It's been a busy time, considering you guys haven't been around, you know, too long. Yeah, not terribly long. I think I've been doing that, I'm, I'm 21 soon. So, I've been doing this. In April, I would imagine. In April. From the conversation.
Possibly the 6th. Possibly. Caesareans. I'm gonna go Caesareans. I'm actually gonna crawl back through, um, to celebrate 21 years, man. I don't need to see that. Um, but yeah, so, uh, it's, I think I've been playing as I made this mistake for going on five years now. Okay. So, it's been, uh, it's been fun and interesting. I've learned a lot. Yeah? Yeah, it's, uh. What have you learned since you've decided to say you've learned so much? Ooh, that was a good one. That was a good one. You just go, get away with it. You're not just gonna be like, there's been ups and downs. There's been, it's been a crazy ride. Ins and outs. I learned that, uh, what did I learn? Um, I learned how to play guitar. That's been fun. Always a plus.
Did not, I started out not knowing how to play guitar. And, uh, now I think I can play kind of. You're a little better at it. Just a teeny bit. Just, uh, I can still play a G, which is in every song ever. I think it is. Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, if you avoid the G, you're a master. But, um, I. For a guy who plays no guitar, I can avoid the G incredibly easily. Watch me.
Uh, but yeah, um, I've, I've learned to travel the country, which has been fun. Uh, touring has been a really, uh, exciting experience. I've gotten to meet a lot of really awesome people from touring, which is definitely, like, my favorite part about playing in a band. Nice. Well, you also, you, uh, run the label that put out your last demo. Um, yeah. I don't, I say running the label, it sounds a little weird, but. I, um, I, I. You are the CEO. I'm the, uh, CEO, the COO, and, uh. CFO. The PSC. CSO. CBS. Yes. CNN. NFL. And H, almost importantly. Oh, definitely. But, um, yeah, no, I, I run the Cottage Records with, uh, Jillian, who's sitting on a chair in the back. He's waving for all you people who can't see because you're not in the hotel room.
Um. Theater of the mind. Theater of the mind. Jillian's eight feet tall. Um, just for the theater of the mind. She has to stoop to get into the room. Yeah. She's all, okay. I appreciate the effort on her part to get in. But, uh, yeah, um, I forget the question now. Uh, running the Cottage Records. Cottage Records is fun. We, uh, started doing it, uh, a year ago. Um, in order, because I, I got really disenfranchised by the last label that I was on. And, uh, decided I wanted to release my own record. And then, uh, uh, Anti-Creative Records and, uh, Covert Coercorsion Records decided they wanted to help. So the three of us put out It's Okay. And, uh, recently the Cottage Records just put out a Seven Inch by the Two Funerals, a Seven Inch by Most Organicus, both of whom played the fest this year.
Amazing sets from all of them. I was really excited. And, uh, we just put out a Seven Inch from this band called, uh, Knock Alley West from Valdosta. It's, it's going pretty well. I'm really happy. I like the roster. It's cool to release all of your favorite bands. Yeah. Because that's exactly what I'm doing. I was just like, I really like this band. I love them. Um, I, I want, I, I, I want a test press of their record. So I'm just going to release it. I'm going to do it. I'm just going to put it out. Nice. Yeah. I don't, how, how has that been like in terms of a learning experience of you? Was it like real easy? Has it been good thus far? Has there been something where you're like, if I could go back, do that again?
You're talking about like the record label? Yeah. Yeah. Um, it's been, uh, I've had a lot of help. Um, uh, Aaron Danger from, uh, Team Science and, uh, Brian from Kiss of Death have been a really big help. Aaron Danger, by the way, not Asian. Aaron Danger, not Asian. Surprising everyone. Uh, Philip Mexican. What is it? Yeah. Mexican. What? Mexican. Mexican? Mexican? There was something that Ben said and now Ben's refusing to say anything. I don't remember Ben. What was it? Vietnam. Ben's not happy that we called him, that he's over there. He's not, he's not excited to be included. No, Ben's. It's okay. It's okay. He's message portrolling. It's good. It's worth it. It's all right. I'm sorry, Ben. Go back to what you were doing.
I'd be. Anyhow. Um, yeah, but, uh, Aaron, Aaron and Brian were a really big help. Um, Brian's helped me put out, uh, pretty much I've done all my records through him helping me and, uh, it's been really cool. Um, I've definitely learned a lot more about, uh, like the, uh, not necessarily the politics behind releasing records, but like how much actual work goes into getting a vinyl record and then getting it out to people. Like you can't just order 300 records and have them come to your house and expect them all to sell. Yeah. I realize that now. And, uh, it's, it's definitely been a learning experience. Knowing what I know now, do a run of 50. Everyone will buy it. If you were, if you, if you just say there's like 20 of them made, everyone, everyone, it doesn't even matter.
There could be a blank seven inch. Yeah. You could say, you could actually press 4,000, but if you say there was 20 made, you will sell all 4,000. And then you say you're on the second press. Yeah. And then you're like, Oh, that was the second and third. We found a box. Just, just for, uh, just to make sure people know we, we don't do that. That's not the cottage records. We don't. They just do different covers, but they tell you about it. Yes, we do. Um, we, we, we've done, I think like four covers for the, I made this mistake. It's okay. And two of them for, uh, the two funerals. I don't know. I love covers. Like I think that, uh, artwork's a really huge portion of, uh, what makes like a vinyl record, a vinyl record.
Like, you know, it's the full package. So I really like being able to offer something different and, uh, I don't know, hopefully it, it gives a different feel to the record. Yeah. Well, I think I'd rather, I don't know personally that if you're going to collect 40 copies of a record, the covers be different than you're like, this one's blue and this vinyl is a light blue and this vinyl is blue with black specks. Yeah. Like that drives me insane, but people do it. I do it. Yeah. I mean, I do it. We had, um, the most organic is commander seven inch. We released had nine separate variations. One of them was limited to three. One of them, like the smallest was, uh, there's three copies of like Ruby red. And then there was like 163.
Yeah. It's actually the number two. It's 163. I don't even know. I remember that on a United gray, the infamous United gray, the well-known, the well-known shit. Yes. Yeah. Especially my favorite portion is a United does something where you can get a mixed color vinyl where you can order. And, uh, cause you know, um, I guess a lot of people wouldn't know because not everybody releases records, but, um, when you, uh, getting color, color vinyl is really expensive. And it's a really, really like cost inefficient. So, uh, uh, United does this cool thing for like a small fee. They will give you mixed random colors where you don't get to pick what you get, but you know, it won't be on black vinyl. And it's cool for smaller labels like us, but like you get, whereas like, you know, most organic is the commander seven inch.
We got nine variations, which was awesome. You know, anything from like pink to black and white, it was really cool. And then the, I made this mistake, 12 inch, all 500 on shit gray, on shit gray. It was, uh, that's why you just got to make them up on your own. Just say somewhere out there, there's three blue copies, whether there is or not, someone will look for them. There's some guy will buy 800 copies of the gray record looking for a blue copy. That's pretty much true. They're randomly intermixed that, or you can just say there's a special etching on the middle of one of them or just burn 200 of them. And then it becomes a lot more rare. You could burn them or you could just have them all ruined in a car accident.
Oh, that was a good idea. See, that was a business move. That was easily a business move. Speaking of which, why don't we discuss, uh, said business move, which was, it was specifically a business move. There is not definitely, it had nothing to do with our basis, not looking left, um, or a girl going 60 and a 30. It definitely had nothing to do with that. It was all planned out to crash the van. It was all planned out to crash and ruin a bunch of copies of the record to make it more rare and mess up your legs for sure. Absolutely. That van accident was, uh, it was interesting. Yeah. It was great looking to my left. Let's do it again. Given the opportunity, probably wouldn't happen. But, um, no, we were, uh, it was, uh, uh, Jillian, uh, myself in the back seat, uh, our, our drummer, Steve in the front right seat and, uh, Evan, our bassist driving and, uh, we're pulling off an exit and, uh, it was kind of like a half our fault and a half not our fault.
Like Evan didn't necessarily look left and he could have made it, um, except for the fact that this lady was, uh, going 60 and a 30. She was, uh, she was rolling on speed balls. She, that's my thought. That isn't in the official court document yet. She was, uh, she, she was in a hurry to get to the country kitchen buffet. She really needed to get there. So, uh, you can't get gravy on everything anywhere else. No. Oh, well, other than like Kentucky fried chicken, I think. Ooh, also true. Just a bowl of food. But it's not a buffet style. True. And that is the appeal. I've seen KFC buffets. Not, I don't go, I'm vegan, so I don't like necessarily eat there. Whatever. But like I've seen them. You're so good you can't eat the KFC buffet.
You find it. I see it. And I will eat there. I see it. Um, there's also a pizza. I see it in my dreams. When I was in Europe, I saw a Pizza Hut buffet. Oh my God. Just a pizza out there like five, is like five pound 99, which is like $160 US. My nipples are getting hot. I'm so excited for pizza and chicken buffet. Okay. Now that we're at pizza and chicken buffet, I'm sure it's relevant to continue talking about the van accident. Yeah, van accident, pizza and chicken. It all works out. So we, uh, we got smacked in the front in our van and our van was totaled and we didn't get anything from it because our, it was like a, it was like a 1990 Dodge Caravan with like 300,000 miles on it. There was, I think, I think, uh, it was, it was cheaper or no, we got more money selling it for scraps.
So, uh, it was just unfortunate cause we were getting like, you know, we, we want to go on tour and stuff. So we, uh, we did a bunch of fundraisers and we now have a, uh, we now have a lovely 16 passenger school bus that's running on vegetable oil. It's pretty awesome. It's pretty sweet. And, uh, thanks to you, actually, you're a huge part in that. I know because I'm going to ask that for that money back. Not now per se. Ah, I get it. Maybe when you have a kid, I'm just going to show up at your doorstep and be like, hand it over. It's mine now. First born auction on eBay. Oh man. I'll call it a splatter pressing limited edition baby. One of five. I will make so much money. Ben, I realized you and I are the, uh, are the Richard charity cases.
No. It's pretty fun. No one is a charity case cause none of you are minorities. Just so, just so everybody knows. Minorities can be shared. Just ask the Republican Party. Um, vote McCain. Vote McCain. So. 2009. Vote Payne. Actually, by the time this airs, the election will be long over and everyone will be like, who? So, so since the election will be over, we can talk in the past. Did you see Nail and Palin? I have not. But God will. Have you heard about it? Yes. Yes. It's the only porno I would actually spend money on because it looks so ridiculously awesome. Apparently it's going to be 26 bucks, which isn't really that bad, like, for, uh, Nail and Palin. I wouldn't know because I get all of my porno on the internet.
Ah, the internet. Like a good American. Bit torrent. For free. Well, thank God I'm Canadian. But, um. Shh. Oh, that's right. Yeah, it happens. But just so, uh. You just have a green card to be here, right? Ah, just a green card. Yeah, you're not a dual citizenship. Nope. You should look into that. Since you can't vote. I can't vote, but I can criticize the election, which is pretty fun. Whatever. It doesn't count if you can't vote. That's true. I can still voice my opinion, though. No. There are many ways to be politically involved without, uh, without voting. Without actually voting? Yeah. Such as talking about Nail and Palin. Such as talking about Nail and Palin. That's $26 DVD. $26 DVD. Um, I'm really excited. Apparently there's a three-way between Condoleezza Rice, Hillary Clinton, and Sarah Palin.
It's good. No. Yep. I know they're getting porn stars to do this, so it'll be more appealing, but that's honestly the least attractive image I could have in my mind is Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. Like... Well, I think the least attractive image I could have in my mind is, like, Bill Clinton and Ted Kennedy. Ooh. I don't know. There's something... There's something... With Laura Bush. That's true. Yeah. Something about Laura Bush scares me to the core. Like, at the root of my being, my inner soul penis cannot react. To Laura Bush. But anyhow... Your inner soul penis. My inner soul penis. The... The... You know, because everything that we see on the physical level is just a representation of the ideal. So even my ideal, the soul penis, it couldn't...
Something with it in Laura Bush. Anyhow. My internal soul penis just retracts inward again. More so. More so? More so. Than it normally does? When thinking about... Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. Understandably so. Understood. All right. So, let me see. What are we running time-wise here? In case people want to, I don't know, get a hot dog or something. Get a gator dog. I've never been to gator dog. You should. It's really good. I've heard. Aaron Danger, big fan of gator dog. Really? Yes. Aaron Danger, big fan of everything. Can you... You can't eat gator dog, you're a vegan. Vegan gator dogs on a vegan bun? Are you kidding me? Do they make those? Uh-huh. Not even kidding. Wow. Florida. Florida. Expanding your repertoire. Upping the vegan punks.
Oh, my God. It's the middle of the interview. Barack Obama's president. And he appointed some dude to his chief of cabinet whose father was a supposed Israeli terrorist. It's all news to you because you only listen to podcasts. So, that's the middle section of our interview with Kyle William. I hope you enjoy it. Kyle's a little hoarse, as I think I was at the time. So, it probably sounds like we're two phone sex operators. It's a tiny horse.
It's a Shetland. We were both Shetland ponies. We rode ponies for the course of this interview. That'd be awesome. If I could arrange that the next time we do it, we want to interview a band. And they're like, oh, where would you guys like to do the interview? I'll be like, there's this really good pony farm down by Santa Cruz. If you want to just get on some ponies. Ah, that'd be awesome. Anyhow, so, we're in the middle of the interview. We're both a little hoarse. But Kyle's a really good guy. So, if you're into, like, guys who make decent music and are super ethical and really, really just good human beings, you should check that out. And if you're not, you're kind of a weird guy because you must listen to, like, people who you know are assholes.
And I'm an asshole, so buy my music. All right. We'll be back in just a little bit. We're going to play some more music from I Made This Mistake. Enjoy.
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I know you're working on stuff coming up. We are doing a, I made this mistake, is we're getting ready to go record again with Rob McGregor here in Gainesville to do a split seven inch with a knockdown. That'll be coming out sometime in 2009. I'm going to say at some point during one of the 12 months. You're giving yourself a 13 month window at this point? Yes. Between now and 2010. Between now and the fest of next year. The future fest. The future fest. Fest 8. Kid Dynamite's headlining. Quote me. Oh, absolutely. For sure. Tony said so. Oh, yeah. Already. Did not. But, yeah, we're doing a split seven inch with a knockdown, this band from New York, and they're amazing. They're just really good, feel good music. I always listen to it right when I'm getting ready to do a road trip because I feel really epic.
I'm getting on the highway listening to them. And they're one of my favorite bands, so it's really exciting to do something with them. And I don't know where it's going to come out on, but it'll be there, and I'm sure there'll be a million variations of it. And, yeah, we're doing a tour for the Midwest, like from Florida to Detroit, out to Colorado, back to Florida from January until halfway through February. And then I think we're going on tour for like two or three months during the summer, hitting the lower 48, part of Canada, going back to Europe at some point in 2009. It should be a busy year. I'll do quite a bit of tour. It's going to be fun. I like being a road warrior. It's good to just like – it's fun to not have to – I like having a place to call home, and it's always good to have a base.
But it's really fun to be able to see new people every night and to just like, you know, get in the car and go. I don't know. I feel like my best times are always in the car when you're on your way to someplace, and you feel rushed because you've got to get to the show. And it's a really fun feeling. Being on tour is really elating. Wow. Yeah. That was very nice. A little poetic. That's okay. You enjoy the tour. It happens. But yeah, that's pretty much what's going on. I'm moving out of Florida, which should be really interesting. Yeah. You're moving – Rhode Island? Rhode Island. Providence, Rhode Island. To the world's smallest state. Yes. The world's smallest state. It's actually – I want to reiterate what you just said.
Rhode Island, the world's smallest state. In the whole world. In the whole world. Of America. Of America. The United America of the world. McCain, pay a little weight. Thank God. So technically, if we were to open the door to the adjoining room over the adjoining hotel room, that's the size of Rhode Island. There's approximately 50 people in the state, two kids and one dog. And a white hat. Is that right?
An hour. An hour to drive across. It took me – it takes me an hour to get out of Tallahassee. But that's because you have to stop for all the homeless people trying to get your money at the gas station. That's absolutely true. That guy was great. He was smart. What happened? We were – Richard, who's doing the interview, he stayed at my house before coming to the fest. And we stopped at a gas station to pick up some Milwaukee's best. That's what you do in Tallahassee. That's what you do in Tallahassee. That is all there is. But we had a homeless guy at the gas station. I don't remember exactly how it happened. But he walked – he went up to us and asked us for a beer. His first words were, don't hate me. His first words were, don't hate me.
He was like, don't hate me. And I'm like, why? And he was like, do you have any change or a beer? And I was like, I thought you were going to be like, I punched your mother in the face. Don't hate me. Don't hate me. I'm sorry. I'm your real father and I've never seen you for 26 years. Don't hate me. Don't hate me. It's a really good way to preface a statement. Yeah, like – Because it could be anything. Yeah, you can't say that. Like, don't hate me. Why? What are you going to follow this up with? Like, you know it's going to be something bad. Yeah. But I think it was very underwhelming that he was just asking for change. I know. I shot John F. Kennedy. He could have said, please. I was on the grassy knoll. Yeah, I wasn't even born.
I don't care. I don't care what president you shoot in your free time. I really am John Wilkes Booth. I shot Lincoln. That was probably – that would have come out of his mouth. But anyhow. Yeah. That would have been the next thing. Drunky McDrunk drunk. A little drunk. Took a break from panhandling for like three seconds. He announced it to the guy in the gas station. That was the best part. Goes up to the guy in the gas station. I'm a – I'll be right back, boss. Literally. Probably 10 or 15 seconds later, comes back in and goes, I'm going to go get a beer. I'm going to go get a beer, boss. Grabs a beer, comes outside. Grabs one of Richard's beers. Took a break from panhandling. To get a beer. Came back, got a beer.
It is a good existence. That's the life. See, I think that is F. Scott Fitzgerald's American dream. Like that is – that really is, you know, the American dream. That's what you're hoping for. I'm just like, if I could – my existence could just be like taking a break to have a beer and then going outside and asking money for more beer, that would be pretty good. That's the way to go. It's all good until you get syphilis and then it's like, you don't have medical insurance on that. And beer isn't a cure-all, if only. Marijuana is. Marijuana, the cure-all. Well, you've heard it here at first. Marijuana cures syphilis. I need to get some marijuana before the end of this weekend is where this is going. Yep. To cure my syphilis.
Because Richard was sleeping in a room with Ben and now he's got syphilis. And Ben got me syphilis. I don't even know how. I do. I'm just not going to say it. Ben's so lucky no one listens. Yeah. I'm not, but Ben's lucky. Anyhow. Anyways, so music. Music. Music's fun. It's good times. So, so, so Richard, what was your favorite part of the fest? Who was your favorite? What was your favorite show? Seeing you play. What was your actual favorite show? Because it wasn't supposed to happen. And then it did happen. That was crazy. I don't know. The Fake Problems House show was a lot of fun. Fake Problems House show was really good. Because I ended up missing them yesterday when they actually played. Who'd you see instead? I was waiting at 1982 seeing Forensics because I was going to interview Austin Lucas afterwards.
But Forensics, I'm not a huge fan. Like, I enjoy them. But they were really, really good. Like, they covered Hate Jealousy. And they were fantastic. That's awesome. I really, I really wanted to see the Menzingers last night. I'm not even sure if I pronounced that right. Is it Menzingers? Menzingers. They're, like, I listened to their stuff. Like, when I was going on the fest page, I finally heard them. I was like, this is really good. And then I saw them. It was the finest. Seriously. That was great. Well, so, I think my favorite show at the fest so far is Most Giganticist and the Emotron. That sounds like it was an amazing show. It was, I mean, they covered Hunger Strike by Temple of the Dog. You can't mess with that.
Nobody can touch that. It was great. Oh, and then the Emotron lit his dick on fire and threw piss at people. I'm kind of glad I wasn't there for that. I'm not going to lie. That was good. I watched four kids last night lose all the dignity they've ever had. Was one of those kids the one lighting his dick on fire? No, I think it was, like, four people who I don't, like, didn't have fest wristbands. I think they were just there because they wanted to see, like, Pegasus XL with the Macros one. And then they were like, oh, there's two more bands playing afterwards. We'll skip on the music industry and we'll see them. Like, keytar-driven, like, you know, robot punk and insane. Like, I crowd surfed. It was fun.
And then the Emotron comes on and it's just, you can't even describe what an Emotron set's like other than the fact that he lit his dick on fire while pissing into a Gatorade bottle, which apparently is how you make Gatorade in West Philly. That's how you make Gatorade in West Philly. Was that how he prefaced it? He's like, let me show you how to make Gatorade in West Philly. Yes, it's exactly how he did it. And then he made Gatorade and then he threw the bottle. I'm so never going to get, I think Will Smith would argue that is not how they make Gatorade in West Philly. Is Will Smith West Philly? I thought he was East Philly or I'm not stupid. I don't know what part of Philadelphia Will Smith's from. You should.
No, no. From West Philadelphia, born and raised. Born and raised. That's true. On a playground. That's where I spent most of my days chilling out, Maxson. So I hope he never had Gatorade. And I'm glad I know that now. That's why Will Smith makes terrible music now. He's been drinking West Philly. Drank a lot of West Philly Gatorade. Oh my God. I'm kind of sad I missed that in the same time. I'm kind of like, but now I don't have that mental image scarred in my head of a guy peeing into a Gatorade bottle lighting. Was it simultaneous? Like he had the Gatorade bottle and then he's like, hold on. Oh yeah. No. He had, somebody was spraying, was it hairspray on his dick while he was peeing into a Gatorade bottle. And then he lit it on fire.
Oh my God. And it was, it was something, it wasn't anything like last year. Last year he played at 1982. Yeah, yeah. And I think he played right before like No Trigger. And he, I think he set the world record for the longest time pissing. I just watched him like in, in diapers with like a, like the head of a, like a cabbage patch kid right on the crotch area. Just, he was just standing there singing the last lyrics of his song and all of a sudden just stuff starts dribbling down his leg. And three minutes later, the floor was covered in a pool of piss and then he takes his shirt off, wipes it up, puts it back on. Somebody walked up and gave him a hug. That's disturbing. That is, that's the Emotron. That's what he does.
It's worth it. At some point, like on a, an abdurination that long at the beginning, you're probably like, oh my God, this is ridiculous. And then like a minute into it, you're like, dude, he's just still, I'm kind of uncomfortable now. I don't, he's still peeing. Yeah, but what do you think you say during the third minute? Yeah. You're just kind of like, I'm going to go get a beer. I'm just, let me know when he's done. Well, when he's finished that, we'll come back. And then you come back and then you see no more pee on the floor and him wearing a shirt. And you're like, oh, I'll give him a hug. Yeah. And then you're covered in piss. Then you're covered. And that's how you get syphilis. That's, that's how. Bringing it back around.
Now you've learned something here at the fest. All right. Well, I think we're going to wrap this up before we go any farther on any more awkward tangents. Awesome. But, anything else you would like to add before we wrap up? Uh, I would like to add that, um, thanks for, thanks for something for me. Well said. Yeah. Um. American Dream. Card of Dragons. All right. All right. We'll put your website and everything on the page. It's going to look awesome. I'm sweet. I'm, I'm, I'm excited for it. It's going to be impressive. You should make a flash banner. We, who, we don't, we don't have that kind of technology. Come on, Rich. I'm not Microsoft. I'm not Google here. I'm one man. You look a little bit like Bill Gates. A little bit.
Mostly in that I kind of look like a 50 year old guy who you're amazed has ever had sex. A little bit. Bill Gates has two kids. Yeah, that's actually a really good idea. That's what I look like. That's a really good, that was a really good description of yourself. I'm very proud of you for that. Thank you. I'm glad I could throw that in. All right. So, thank you so much for taking the time and, uh, good luck on moving to Rhode Island. Thank you.
You won't fall on anything when you're there or you'll destroy the entire state. That's true. It's, uh, it's, it's a tiny little state. All right. Tiny, tiny little, tiny little state. Tiny little state. All right. All right. Straight little state. Good luck in all things in the future. Thank you. Thank you. Good luck on your website. Oh, it will be great. Podcast. It's phenomenal. Awesome. All right. That is the whole interview. Uh, and if you haven't heard Washington Mutual, the bank collapsed, holy shit, breaking news, blowing your mind, pull all your money out of the bank and stuff it in your fucking mattress. We're all doomed. That's, that's the whole interview. I want to thank Kyle Williams so much for taking the time to talk with us.
He was, he was, it's not like he's a celebrity. Like, I don't want to be like, thanks for taking the time. But like, he was so busy during the entire fest. Cause the guy is, he's, he's really enterprising. Like he really puts a ton of time and so much stuff. And so I, I know he doesn't have a ton of free time. So I do appreciate him taking 30 minutes or whatever to sit down and talk with us. And so that's the thing is that's, that's, you, you got to keep an eye out for this kid because whether, I don't know what he's going to do, but he's going to do something. And then like long enough that he's going to become well-known for it. And that's when you're going to want to blow it. And so get in now on the ground floor of that opportunity.
You have no many, no idea how many people I've blown hoping they're going to be famous one day. It's, it's really, it's terribly pathetic, but, uh, I can sound guy. And I just raised his hand and I didn't do it cause you're going to be famous. It's cause I wanted you to work the soundboard for the show. Get over it. But, uh, yeah, we got the MC Chris contest and the Austin Lucas contest still go on. Listen to the end of those interviews and we'll wrap those up next week. Uh, and that should do it. Um, we're entering the holiday season on this. So, um, probably the closer we get to Christmas, uh, cause I celebrate it because I believe in a different, you know, goblin than you do. Um, that we'll probably take some time off for the Christmas season.
Um, maybe, maybe not, but we'll, we'll keep you, we'll keep you posted as we get closer. All right. So don't hold it against us if we do. Cause I don't know. You'll be doing fun to shit anyway. You'll probably be going to fucking family reunions, getting your cousin lickered up, trying to get her to show you her boobs. Is that just me? I went to different family reunions than you guys did, I guess. But, uh, enjoy. Uh, we'll wrap it up with another track from I made this mistake. Like, go buy his albums, go buy his CDs, his DVDs, his tapes, 12 inch records, seven inch records, fucking reel to reel, fucking quarter inch cassette tapes, buy it all. All right. We'll see you guys next week. Thanks so much for taking the time to listen.
Have a great day.
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