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This is Nathan from Horace the Band. I hope you M&F nins enjoy Sound Scene Revolution or else you're going to shit in your aural.
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What's going on? Welcome to Sound Scene Revolution. And of course this week we have a wonderful interview with Eric and Nathan. I believe his name's Nathan. I don't know. From Horace the Band. Lead singer and the keyboardist. The guy with the beard and the guy who looks like Napoleon Dynamite. I hope that brings it down. And by the way, first off, before we get started on this, Eric's teeth are fucking real. I mean, they're not his natural teeth. I imagine they're caps or crowns or some shit. But it looks like he wears big fake fucking dentures and they're not. They're actually in his fucking head. And it blows my mind. So before we move on, I didn't ask him, but like I was close enough to touch him. So I did.
They're fucking in there. But before we move on, we have a chance for a couple of lucky winners to receive a copy of Horace the Band's limited edition EP Pizza, which is out on Combat Records. We have the CDs, not the records. The records are limited to 500. They're going to sell them for probably a crap ton of money. So we didn't get a record, but we got CDs. We got two of them. And we're going to tell you how to win those at the end. So before we do that, we got a great interview. It's a lot of fun. It's a little bit long because they wouldn't shut the hell up, but we didn't want them to. It was a lot of fun. We talk about everything. I think probably the first half, we discuss what pisses them off, the fact that everyone mistakes Eric for Napoleon Dynamite.
And, oh yeah, they make fun of Dragon Force fans. And it's pretty much what you would expect from Horace the Band. If you like the band, you know what to hear. If you don't like the band, you still want to listen. It's a good time. Anyhow, so kicking it off, we're going to play the first track off of the EP. It's called Anti-Pizza. And it's about pizza. So check it out and stay tuned for the interview.
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This is Sound Scene Revolution from the Tinderloin in the back of the war field with a couple of members of Horace the Band. If you guys could say hello, I guess. Hey. Hi. All right. You guys want to introduce yourself, say what you do in the band. I'm Eric. What do you do in the band, Eric? I'm the keyboard player. Awesome. My name's Nathan, and I'm the lyricist. Fantastic. He just writes the lyrics. And then we have another person to sing them. And every so often, I lay my unconscious body on an underage woman.
I don't know if that counts as what you do in the band, but... They wanted somebody to do it. They had open auditions, and you were the best. Fair enough. So, I guess, where I want to start... Fuck you!
Oh, I'm sorry. I guess the best... No, I'm not really sorry. Keep going. The best place to start, I want to know, what's probably the question that you guys get asked the most... Are you Napoleon Dynamite?
Number one question, is your keyboard player Napoleon Dynamite? Really? Do you guys ask you that? No, here's the number one question. Have you ever heard this before?
You kind of look like Napoleon Dynamite. I'm sure no one's ever brought it up to you. Well, I mean, like, in interviews, do you get a lot of, like, a standard question that just kind of you're tired of hearing at this point? How do you feel about Nintendo Core? What's your favorite Nintendo game? Where does the name Horse the Band come from? Oh, man. I read that. I've been going over interviews about you guys, and I read that one, like, 40 fucking times. I read it 50. Everyone is intent on knowing the origin of the band. It was funny. Our new drummer asked us today. Were you like, Fuck that guy. Read the interview. He asked me, and I was like, I wasn't in the band then. Then he asked Dave, our guitar player, who was in the band then, and he's like, I don't know.
And then he asked Eric, who was also in the band, and he said, Dude, no, shut up. Is that what he said? No. I didn't think he sounded like that. Yeah, actually, he was asleep, but I just filled in the blank.
Shut up. We're going to take that one out and post, I think. Post this. All right. We're not going to ask where the name of the band came from if people really want to know. There's a bunch of other interviews they can check on. How do you guys get the opening spot for Dragon? Are you taking your pants off? No, dog. So, how did you guys land the opening spot for the Dragon Force tour? They fucking love us. Oh, that's actually true. Yeah, that's really the only explanation. How? They love us. They love you? Yeah. They call you guys up, and they're like, we need you. Their keyboard player, who must be really stupid, told me today that I'm better than him. Wow. Which is not true at all. Yeah, that's got to feel kind of cool.
I don't know. Even if it's not true. Well, from an outsider's perspective, there's a lot of keyboard players and a lot of band who play like classical style. And Eric plays a different style that you can be trained as much as you want. You can't really play like Eric. How's that feel, man? Thanks, man. Yeah, you look fucking whore. That's going to make you feel pretty important right there. Is this the first show of the tour thus far? No. No? No. This is the second one. That's number two, bitch. How have their fans been responding to you guys? Their fans are gay.
All fans or just Dragon Force fans? Dragon Force fans. All they listen to is Dragon Force, Tool, and Opeth. Oh. That's going to be kind of awkward because you're neither of those three bands. Yeah. I agree. Do any of it, like, do you guys get heckled when you go out there or do people just kind of ignore you? Nah. Well, good response?
We've never been heckled. Yeah. I'm sure. I mean, you have to respect this. And people do. Yeah. It takes a lot of courage to get out there and people, uh... No, they don't. If there's one thing music fans are not, it's respectful of anybody. Well. No, their fans really aren't cool at all.
I don't like any of them. Guar fans are better at heckling than Dragon Force fans. Yeah, they're probably more degenerate, but at least, you know, more acute when it comes to wisecracking remarks. I imagine Guar fans can be kind of frightening if they don't like you. Nah. Guar fans don't like music, so it's kind of weird. I mean, he's got a picture of a fat dude with a patchily formed goatee that's like formed in little splotches going, Dude! Salaminizer! Whereas at like these shows, it's a guy with like a little tiny mustache and a thin goatee that he could barely grow going, Dragon Force! Dragon Force! You guys don't play any sweet guitar harmonies. I notice, and maybe it's just because you have the full beard going, you seem very dis...
You don't seem to like people who only got the little bitty goatees and the tiny mustache. Fags. Go big or go home. Gotta have the boob. It's not really go big or go home, it's just like, you know, if you're boring a girl, wear a dress. I'm trying to do anything to keep you from putting our mic back down your pants. Any question I could ask you at this point, can I ask you to not put our mic down your pants again? I buttoned up my pants. Okay, fair enough. Funny thing is, what's his name? The guy from Dr. No had his mouth all over that thing last night. Oh, dude, Brandon Cruz was all over the mic. No, no, it was Hernandez. Oh, Hernandez had that mic? Oh. Hernandez? Well, you can tell Hernandez his mouth has been on my wiener now.
I'm sure I'm going to do that. If time went backwards. Dr. Noddog. We'll call him. Can we? Not in that walk. Uh-oh, look out. I do got Brandon's number but not on me at the moment. All right. We'll do that. Because I would, you know, personally call him. Be like, yo, doctor, thanks for not ever being a band.
I have no idea what I'm saying but you're probably fucking... Okay, let's be fun. Yes, dude. Do a question. Next question. Don't ever follow my lead. All right. So, one of the things you guys recently did some updating and whatnot. One of the things that everyone's been talking about as you guys posted and I'm quoting here, it says, sometimes it's hard to believe how many douchebags there are in the world. Most of them are bands on Warped Tour. Were there any bands in particular that you guys were talking about in that or just kind of the general atmosphere? The statement was made basically based off music and performance and face alone. And clothes. And sunglasses. Lifestyle. Yeah. It was pretty much every single band. Did I say face already?
I think you said face. The only band I give any credit on that whole tour was the Valiant Thor because they had beards. But after listening to their CD twice, I don't like them anymore. One of the guys from Under Oath had a beard. I think it was their keyboardist. I'm pretty sure that they praised Jesus and died. Happened. They weren't on the tour when we were on it. Yeah, they dropped off or something. Their singer quit the band because he started doing rails of coke. I was told this by a member of the band. Really? I'm pretty sure Under Oath is done because of drug addiction. We can only hope. We're actually really sure about that. I'm really speaking the truth. That is the definitive statement on what happened. Everyone's trying to not get it out there.
It's bad to spread rumors about bands but Nathan Winnecke says that Under Oath is done because drug addiction. Oh shit! The guy is stealing a ladder. The guy just took the guardrail. Somebody just stole a metal fence. This is ridiculous. Oh, it's not a ladder. I love SF. There's no reason for that. San Francisco should be abbreviated to SFS. Steal fucking shit. That's pretty much what it stands for. Wow. He's going to the distance. He's taking it. He's not a staff member. He's just fucking walking away. Wow. Unreal. He's going to go put it around his box bedroom. He's going to have the best fucking alleyway shelter ever. It's weird because our tour manager is black and he doesn't sleep in a box.
Why? No, he's our friend. But he doesn't sleep in a box. No, what I was saying was that most racial stereotypes are false because our tour manager is black and he doesn't sleep in a box. I will trust you. Why? Well, let me ask this guy. Hold on. Do you sleep in a box? You know, I'm kind of destined for it. I'm white, so it's, you know, racial stereotypes are false. Unless you're Asian, and that's a whole different story. And then they're all true. All right.
I have a whole list of questions which you're never going to get answered. No, dude, go ahead and answer them because I've got questions. You've got questions of your own? No, I've got answers. Going back to bands that you guys were talking about. Chiotos. Chiotos keeps getting, they seem to get mentioned a lot kind of in conjunction with you guys, not in a positive light. Is there any particular reason for this? We're really big fans of Chiotos. Matter of fact, on Warped Tour, Eric stood in line for 40 minutes to get their autograph, only to be thrown out of line. It was sad. I don't think Chiotos are big fans of yours. Well, he wanted an autograph, and he had a Cuts Man shirt and everything, and they wouldn't have it. Look at the dog. Did they point you out, and they were like, get him out of line?
Yeah, the funny thing was they knew who I was, which was kind of, it was actually really, what's the word? Gay. Gratifying. Flattering. That's it. Thank you. Obstentatious. Obstentatious. That dog is eating a Red Barron's Mee Pizza. Now that's racist, because that dude doesn't even have a home.
I don't. Someone should get that, oh, he took the pizza from the dog, and now he's throwing it again. Oh, you're talking, oh, there's a new album. Yeah. I was talking about the dude over here in the gutter, with the sweater. Tell him, fight racism, get it home, buddy. Racism. The dog almost got hit by a cat. You're bringing me down in. This interview. All right. Chiodos, they are gaining weight, they have sweet swoops, have sold more albums than us. Their keyboard player is way better than me. And in two years, you'll never have any idea who they are. So, that pretty much explains that. I had a long conversation with the singer of Chiodos during Warped Tour, and he pretty much confirmed to me that they're just going to give up as a band after another year.
Lots of drug problems. So, apparently everyone, for some reason or another, confides in you. No, I was talking to the singer of Chiodos, he told me his real name is Charles, and he told me that one year from August 15th, Chiodos is going to break up, because they essentially know that they're not any good, and they're going to do one more album, but it's going to essentially be Ray Charles covers broken down into pop-punk patterns, with a couple dissonant breakdowns, and then they're just going to say they're done. We can only hope. I mean, a lot of people like them, so that's kind of disappointing to me, because a lot of people would be bummed, but really, if they're just going to openly admit to copying bands, it's probably better off if they just stop, because Chiodos, matter of fact, what is a Chiodos?
I think it's... I mean, we know what a horse is, we know what a band is, but what's a Chiodos? I think of a Mexican dish. I picture a quesadilla and a grundle between somebody's balls and ass, somehow mixed up, like a chode quesadilla. I would have gone that route. But when I asked the singer, Charles, about what a Chiodos was, he said it was a broken heart descending from the sky, catching fire, because of its sorrow.
Okay, guys, look at the guy going by. He's a pimp. He told me he had three girls at home looking for a party. I'm pretty sure that was an offer. Okay, next question. Samuel L. Jackson. Not at all. Racist. Alright. What? Alright, um, moving on. Does it ever bother you, like... That people try to make us out to be racist and homophobic? Yes. Okay, next question. Probably the homophobic one's true. Not that you are, but a lot of people seem to read you guys that way. Because you use the word gay a lot. Nathan's mumbling into the mic. You know, I'll call anybody I don't like a faggot, but I'll suck a dick before I really hate somebody. So, you can read that any way you want. I don't know, I'm reading that. Is that an offer? I mean, if you really think I'm anti-gay people, I'll blow you just to prove that you're wrong.
No, I don't care that much. See, you're anti-gay. I could use a blowjob. You're in? My girlfriend's out of town for the weekend. You ever heard of KY? It's been lonely. There's not much hatred in this band. I think anyone that has ever seen us knows that. It'd be ridiculous kind of. Yeah. Fair enough. You could say we hate Chiotos, but the honest truth is they told us that they suck, so we just kind of go with it. You just tell everyone what they told you. Yeah, I'm just passing along the info, dude. It's like a high school party. I think we just think life is funnier than most people. Than other bands. Who shouldn't think that their lives are serious. Yeah, like have you heard Dragon Force?
Hopefully this will be out after the tour. Pretty much.
What's going on? We are going to take a quick break from the interview. Before we do that, we're going to bust in with another song before we get back to the interview. Remember, if you guys like what you hear, we got a chance for two people to win a copy of Horse the Band's Pizza EP at the end of the show, so you guys can get one of those. It'll be a good time, and you will enjoy it. I promise you, at least you will get what you pay for. Before we do that, coming up in the next part of the interview, we talked to them about what happened with Eli, their old drummer. Talked to them, I believe we talked to them about their tour manager. We talked to them about stupid ass jokes that they make, and at some point, we may have already done this, but at some point we talked about Chiodos, and it's a lot of fun.
It's a good time. It's a good quality, wholesome show. Bring your grandmother in, make sure she listens to this. Bring in your aunt, any old people, they'll want to know that you're listening to good, wholesome, loving music. Anyhow, before we do that, we're going to play the fourth track off the album called Pizza Knife, that's N-I-F, because it's hardcore, and then we'll jump back into the interview, so check it out, and stay tuned.
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you guys, you kind of get, a lot of people I notice tack you as like that silly Nintendo band, and they think, so many people think all your lyrics are Nintendo character based, and I mean, a lot of them, if you read through the lyrics, they're as good or better than all those, quote unquote, the serious bands. Well, even the songs people think are Nintendo are just metaphors for something else. We only have three songs that reference Nintendo, and that was seriously based off just the sound of the keyboard. I was like, oh, it sounds like a Nintendo, and it kind of inspired me, but our songs are supposed to be upbeat and fun, even if I have serious meanings underneath, like you know, kill every black guy you see. I take that back, that's fucked up.
Anti-pizza. Anti-pizza is about killing Asians.
Honestly, that's not the truth. It's not really funny at all, it's about killing white dudes. It's okay to kill whitey. No, I mean, we're just an upbeat, fun band, but we have serious meaning behind everything, but if you don't get that, that just shows your level of mental instability, vulnerability, and you know, that's not my problem. But it's there. All the people who really like us understand what's really going on, and that's all that's really important to me. Awesome. Is it hard to keep that sense of humor when so many people kind of just see it as that's all you are? No, it's gotten to the point that I can just fart on stage and tell everybody I hate them, and they'll think it was a funny joke. I'd be like, you guys are fucking bumming, I'm sick of you fucking retards.
And then afterwards be like, that was so funny when you told all those motherfuckers, you hate them? And you're like, I met you. The amount of people that have come up to me too and been like, oh, I used to think that I hated you guys, but then I actually like listened to your songs, and like, then, you know, that type of thing. That's good, they decided they hated you before. Can I give in a question to the interviewer? Do you think that Dragon Force is a serious band? I don't consider myself enough of a fan of Dragon Force to make that. They sing about dragons. Alright, here's another question. Do you think Avenged Sevenfold is a serious band? No. Okay, well, they're really nice guys who name themselves M. Shadows and Crypt Keeper S. And apparently they're a serious band.
Really? But our names are, you know, Nathan and Eric. We're a joke band. Yeah, that's a joke band. But you can call yourself fucking M. Shadows, and that's dead serious. You need more makeup. I'm going to leave it at that. No offense to those guys, because they've been nothing but cool to us, but dude, that's fucking hilarious.
Well, you guys toured with Dillinger, didn't you? Yeah. They got a thing against Dillinger for some reason. Well, Dillinger has a thing against them. Yeah, it's not like a long way. They made a little speech every night, and the funny thing is Dillinger's the better band. I don't think anyone can argue that. Yeah, they don't really play pop tunes, and they don't do Motley Crue covers, so that kind of throws them out of the running.
Dillinger, and they were nice enough to us, but it was just funny to see them being the squares you grew up in with high school who could play guitar but do nothing for style. Then one day they're on the cover of AP with runny mascara looking depressed, when the day before they had a Devo t-shirt on and they had spiky hair sticking up above their head. That's right, I'm talking to you, drummer of Dillinger, fucking Avenged Sevenfold. I'm looking directly at you wherever. I totally apologize for saying Dillinger.
You know, I didn't mean that. Yeah, so anyway. I'm sorry, your sound guy is looking at me like, dude, just fucking shut up, wrap it up. It's going to be a pain in the ass to edit, but I don't want to, I'm enjoying the answers thus far. Basically in the story is people treat us like a joke band, but we don't call ourselves M-Shadows. And that's where it matters. I was going to ask, you guys got the new EP came out on Tuesday, right? That, yeah, that was funny. Yeah. We did that for fun, period. It's about pizza in the story. There's no deeper meaning. You guys covered the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles song on there, right? Yeah, they told me I had to, so I did. And they were like, listen, if we're going to do it about pizza, you got to do that.
Turtles love pizza. Yeah. So, it made sense. That's what I'm told. So, now, I was told originally that it was supposed to come out on, you were guys going to make your own label for that, Kangarooster Records or something like that? Oh, we're doing actually dropped the master off yesterday, so it should be done in five weeks. And we got the pizza boxes two days ago, sent them off to get printed on. As a funny side note, have you actually seen our pizza EP? No. I have not. Okay. I was going to wait until this. Ask us, is your record label retarded? I want to know what record label put it out. Ask. Ask it. Huh? Is your record label retarded? Yes.
Digipack, which is a cardboard CD with no plastic case, where it looks like a pizza box and you open it and the pizza's inside and underneath the pizza is grease and the top, like, inside cover is, like, cheese and sauce. And it's supposed to, like, give you the feel that you had a box of pizza and the CD was a pizza. Our record label, without warning, we got our copies, flipped the, they, like, did the art upside down, number one, put the CD on the inside of the cover, so, like, the sauce mark is underneath the pizza itself, and then So it went through the crust, essentially. Yeah, then where every other CD has ever been on an album, they put a giant advertisement for our last album Without telling us. Yeah, without telling us, over the art that we had made, that was like, we had to, like, pressure our artists to be like, no, we really want it to look like what it looks like underneath a pizza.
And they threw a giant picture of our last album, so if you buy our new CD, it looks like the cover of pizza box, you open it up, the first thing you see is the cover of our last album. Which is a first in musical history to have a full, a full entire ad of your last album inside the cover of your new album. It's never been done before. The fucking pizza is on the ceiling of the pizza box. Cutting fucking edge. Stuck to it. Cutting edge. I encourage you to not buy that album from our record label until they start making better life decisions. Or order them pizza for delivery at the record label office, but tell the guys on the phone, be like, listen, will you make us a, you know, large pepperoni, but will you flip it upside down in the box and throw a copy of a mechanical hand underneath it so that when the people get it, they'll go like, why the fuck is it like this?
Then they'll think really long and hard about what they did to our fucking life. No one takes this seriously. See, those guys are faggots, and that's not anti-gay. They're just deserving of gaping ram-danglation. Ram-danglation. Rim. Oh, rim-danglation. Yeah, not dangling ram. Dangling rim. Oh, my God. Look at this guy. Oh, I'm in a wheelchair. Oh, there's a girl. Let's count that we've done Asian, wheelchair, black. Okay, let me make a white dude joke. All right, go for it. Yo! I got some money, and I think I'm black. I'm on the attack. You better step back. Please don't touch me. I'm going to call my mom.
Well played. That was my white guy impression. Now, the album came out, Combat put out the EP, right? Yeah. Well, kind of. Upside down. Well, yeah. But everywhere I've looked says it's somewhere different. Like, on Amazon, it says Koch Records put it out. On another website, they say Pluto put it out. I don't know. You guys can't clear it out. But Koch is the label. We're the only band left on Combat, and then we used to be on Pluto. Yeah. And Pluto was supposed to get their logo on Mechanical Hand, and they did, but they're supposed to also get it on every advertisement for Mechanical Hand, but Koch did say, Yeah. Because they don't really care about anybody or anything, so they just kind of do what they want. Such as putting your CD in the wrong way.
Yeah, upside down, without it telling us. So now Pluto's logo is on every one of our records forever, because they messed up. Wow. Yeah. Well, I guess that's good for them. I mean, assuming you guys don't end up sucking, just throwing that out there. It's a possibility. Oh, it's possible. All right, so I mentioned, so the vinyl was going to come out on Kangarooster Records. Yeah, I think we'll call it that. You're thinking about it? Where did that name, where did the being of the Kangarooster come from? The land of Let's Pretend. I saw the video on your MySpace. Who thought of that? There lived a kangarooster. Half of him was kangaroo, the other half was rooster. I don't know, he's just always been there, I think. Somewhere. You guys just tapped into it.
There's a lot of characters in the horse world. In the land of Let's Pretend. We're making a video game. Are you? Yeah. How's that one coming along? Not that we associate ourselves with Nintendo in any way. Not at all, no. I've been trying to avoid asking those questions. I just beat Mario 6 the other night. Did I say Mario? I meant Mega Man. See how much I care? I was like, there's no Mario Liar! I beat Mega Man 6 on the Mega Man Anniversary Edition for GameCube. If you could beat Mega Man 2, tell me how. No, I beat 2 back in the day. I can't... Yeah, I suck ass. Well, you're born in a hole, you live in Well then! I beat 6, that's all I've got to say. I did it in one sitting. Yamamoto Man with Impiercible Armor and Master of Spear went down.
He was susceptible to Cenotar power, which is a night weapon. And a atomic bomb.
The fact that you're going to recite this, whether it's true or night, is not important. Alright. Cenotar Man, Night Man, Yamamoto Man, Heat Man, you know.
Alright. Sound guy's kind of a dick. He just tells me how much time we have. Because we sat, we've done like hour and a half interviews before and it's really hard to whittle it down. Do what you will, spill the thrill. There's no time for the kill. Let's get ill.
Half of this is you making racist comments and rapping. It'll work out. You know what, make the whole thing, you doing, half of this is you making racist comments and rapping and that'll be the end of it. That'll be our whole fucking interview. Take out all our explanations about how we're not racist and we're not joking. And just racist comments. That's what we plan to do if at all possible and then we're going to sell it to Vibe. White guys, I hope they die in your eye.
Boom. White skin, full of sin, I hope you die in a pit of fire. White guys, fuck you. Alright. Now the question I'm sure you guys are going to get. Put him in his fucking butt. Yeah, I'm just going to. I hate the Whitey, he's a piece of shit. He can suck my little tiny white dick. I'm going to listen to it though, I'm not interested. Alright, you guys are probably going to get asked this a lot coming up. Your drummer Eli. He sucks fucking shit. He's not in the band anymore. He's a piece of crap. Eli is shit, I hope he dies, he's a piece of crap. There's no lie. He's a diarrhea face. He doesn't have any place in our band. Losing his hands, can't hold the stick. What the fuck, man? Can't play the songs, can't get along, can't play a motherfucking bong, y'all.
You are a fucking motherfucking piece of shit, Eli. I hope you die, you fucking garbage face piece of shit. Whole motherfucking fag. I hate you, Eli. You suck shit. I hope you listen to this and cry. Call your mom, hooker. Is that the official press release? I hate you, Eli. Dave's not here. You fucking suck.
All right.
Is there like an official statement on that? The official statement is we don't like him.
Is that as far as we're going to delve into it? Due to differing personalities among band members. Due to three quarters of the band, hating the drummer, he was let go to never ever do anything with his life again.
Fair enough. I think we've covered that topic.
All right, well. I'm sorry, Sound Guy, dude. I'm bumming you out, dude. It's just my knee. We went hiking today and my knee is sore and sitting like this is a pain in the ass, really. Let's go climb a mountain and interview Horace the band. Dude, that's Saturday right there. You guys had more fun than I did. What'd you guys do today? Drove. I know. Our skinny, freaking black, Muslim, rich man who only speaks Chinese. Drove. Only sleep on the floor. He only sleeps on a hard floor. Drove 97 miles down the freeway honking for two and three minutes at a time at anybody who changed lanes in front of him. It was so hard. That's a good time right there. 20 feet ahead of us, somebody would change lanes. He'd be like, he said that as well. Orange chicken, wonton soup.
I hope Eli die from water.
Eli, you're sitting at home and you want to die and it's just funny to me. Oh my god. It's a typical day on tour for you guys. Pretty much. Wait, what are we doing? I don't know. This is the first interview I've done in like a year. I don't know why. It doesn't show at all. This is totally professional. It's everything. I really apologize that every answer takes 25 minutes. Alright, that's alright. Alright, so last, I think we're going to, well, a couple last questions. You guys were saying you didn't have, well, on the website it said you guys were looking for a show between Portland or wherever the next one is and this one. Because there was like a day down. I had a show for Eugene but it didn't happen so we should take the day off. We're at Edsel's house.
Our booking agent, Josh Klein, quote unquote, has been slacking a little bit lately. Josh, quote unquote, and he couldn't get us a show in Eugene even though like eight kids MySpace'd us saying I emailed, whoa, about how you guys. Oh my god, is that guy chasing a car? Yeah. Oh, shit. So anyways, but it's still not his fault and we're never playing Eugene again. They're on the band list. They joined Lubbock, Texas, the state of West Virginia. South Carolina. Yeah, South Carolina. That's a pretty big list. Canada. Well, when you fuck up, you don't get a second chance with this band. Did I say Canada? I meant Montreal. Wait, did I say Montreal? I meant Bangladesh. Bangladesh. It's probably better. I actually truly enjoy Montreal. I'm going to move there someday for just a little bit.
Just a little bit. But not Bangladesh. I'm sorry, dude. I keep rambling on. You can cut that out. Fair enough. Yeah, we've never been recording anything you've been saying.
Anything you guys want to plug before we wrap this up? Website shows. Got a brand new pizza EP. It's all about pizza. It's good times. Listen to it. Eat pizza with your friends. Fuck Eli Green. Fucking tool. I hope he dies. Buy him own hand. Did you say buy him own hand? Buy him own hand. Motherfucker, you understand? I hope his own hand takes his shit out. I hope he done by himself.
Well played. And heads up to China. We're on our way. Eventually. All right. Fantastic. Want to thank you guys for taking the time to talk to us. I apologize for being born the way I am. Fair enough. I hope the rest of the tour and recording goes well for you guys. Thanks, man. All right. Well, that is a wrap for the interview. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I hope you took away as much from it as I did. And a little bit better person inside. Like I said, we got two copies of Horse of the Band's pizza EP to give away. If you want a copy, here's the deal. Horse of the Band. The original name was just Horse. They had to change it because they shared it with some, I think it was Irish folk singer. And their website was getting visited instead of hers. So they changed it to Horse the Band to clear it up.
If you were to name your band after an animal, what animal would it be? So for example, if you wanted to name your band Mongoose the Band, just let me know. And we will pick two winners from our recipients to receive a copy of Horse the Band's pizza EP. Send your name and pertinent information. That means your address so we can fucking mail them to you instead of fucking telepathically. I don't know what you people think. Like we telepathically send them out to your fucking computer. Send an address. We don't know where you live. We don't fucking care. We just want to send you the goddamn EP. We're not going to stalk you. We're not going to send you junk mail. That costs too much fucking time and money. We're poor. If you want the CD, send it to us. If not, we're going to tell you you won and then we're going to mail you a Pringles can with a shit in it because we fucking hate that.
So send your name, address, information, and what animal you would name your band after to soundscenerevolution at gmail.com and we will be sure to hook two of you up with a copy of this fine EP. So thanks for tuning in. Next week we have another fantastic interview which is sure to expand your horizons. With any luck, it should be with the rest of the people from Hot Water Music. We already had Chuck Reagan and now we're going to get the rest of the group and hopefully we'll fuse the two together and make it sound like a Hot Water Music interview. That'll be great. Before we go, we have one last track and it's Horse Band's tribute to the most phenomenal cartoon of the late 80s, early 90s. I'm talking about none other than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I'm not talking about that new horse shit that they have out now that sucks ass.
I'm talking about the original with April Summers, April O'Neil, and the big yellow fucking jumpsuit that shows some titties because cartoons were sick back then. Anyhow, that's it. Check it out. Tune in next week. We're out of here.
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going? Yeah, it's been recording nearly this entire time. I got dookie between my fingers and the smell is going to linger. I said boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Dog humping your leg, you just got to let it run its course. Ethan, stop.
I'll break it down. Boom, boom. Okay, let's do it.
