Interview with The Lawrence Arms - Podcast 62

hey this is neil from the lawrence arms and you're listening to sound scene revolution dog this is chris from the lawrence arms and then i'm you know you're listening to sound scene revolution come on this is the robot owned by the lawrence arms you are listening to sound

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we're like already two days late on that so uh if you wait with bated breath to listen to the show which i i know you do um you already missed some of it um my girlfriend fiancee is watching true life interracial couples and she's all sad because the gay people couldn't get in an apartment um because not because they're gay or interracial uh it was because they have terrible credit ironically it's sad anyhow um where i was going with this was we have a new interview uh this week we're taking a break from the fucking terrible terrible warp tour interviews we will run them uh at least when we need to fill space but we're we're breaking from that horrible shit to bring you a good interview with chicago's the lawrence arms who played recently at the asian man 11th anniversary at bottom of the hill fantastic fucking show great bands good time and so we discussed a bunch of stuff with them now before we get into that we have a bunch of i don't know at least one contest that we're still running uh and all contests will be open until next week until sound guy nerman gets his fucking ass in gear he's moving out of his uh like he runs a company and he's moving his company out of his lease space the space they lease so uh once he does that we'll start taking our contest right now he needs to pack all his shit up um so next week we'll close all the contests but this week we have a new one which will continue to run it is in conjunction with another asian man interview we have that will run later but it is an asian man extravaganza confirmed today by mike park the man the myth the uh tall asian man uh right now for the contest mike says he will will be giving away a copy of cocktails and dreams both of uh dan pot haste's albums available on asian man and a copy of the soon to be re-released uh alkaline trio goddammit album so that's pretty awesome plus he says he'll throw in like some shirt or some stickers and some other fun stuff because mike park is apparently making money hand over fist because he's giving that shit away so listen at the end of the interview and we'll tell you how to enter that and uh all of that so uh coming up we got the three guys brendan chris and neil better known as the lawrence arms funny ass interview not really informative but a good good time like brendan must have apologized to me like 12 times for not actually answering any questions after the interview but it's it's so much fun that it doesn't matter it's one of my favorites so uh check it out and uh enjoy before we do that we're gonna go into a song uh we're gonna play 1000 revolutions or 1000 resolutions off of cocktails and dreams so uh enjoy

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you guys want to say hi real quick hey hi ho woo all right greetings earth people yeah so for those who don't know just i guess give your name and all that so they can kind of differentiate who's who i'm first my name's chris that's it i'm neil this is bk no one's gonna wreck everyone's gonna be like what happened to bk this is what did he say anything he just disappeared after the i'll just talk like this the whole time it's really hard to hear for me i'm like i'm like george takai all right gt um so the first thing i want to ask uh was anyone at the airport yesterday because mike park posted uh your flight information yes someone was at the airport and i'm very very nice children if you let me please say this first i've said it first all day the guy was wearing literally like tight leopard print or is it more cheetah print stretch pants that he obviously stole from his step mom i'm gonna say they're cheetah print chris and i'm gonna say he stole them from his actual mom he's also wearing a sort of a tan blazer and uh like not even a pork pie more just your crappy dark it was like it was like a horse pipe yeah horse pie or then maybe uh one of those horse pies you know pie something along those lines it was not quite up to the standards of the uh american pork pie industry yeah no we had it was a loyal following of like three guys they came out with their signs and the sign was in like the completely jacked up order and then they all switched and since they all switched it was still i mean it was i got the feeling mike park actually paid them off it was like straight out of like house party three like the way they had the signs didn't you just make a house party three reference i never saw that yeah no one know oh yeah i mean you guys didn't see the house party three where they go to the airport and the three kids and the pork pie hats and the leopard skin pants come up yeah yeah yeah right yeah i was in that movie yeah that's right chris played the uh the gay little brother of the uh psychiatrist you win this time golden globe so whatever you go man what is that noise it's me doubling over with laughter and my big flabby ass hitting against the uh bathroom door except for i'm just kidding my ass is tight as a uh well you did you did go to the gym this morning that's true i did go to the gym chris um what would you say mark ruvalo's boyfriend he's seven years old holy shit and the gloves come off well apparently he has a nambla card so let's just let's just throw it out there that's uh they have cards yeah let's call a spade a spade or in this case some uh child molester child molester yeah let's do it um wow how about uh moving on to the next topic i think we've covered eight questions so um i think maybe yeah i don't know how good that is right you know what if just one kid doesn't go to like the punk rock show and end up with a fucking brand new taste in his mouth bruised ass because of it oh wait yeah you've done your job we're just trying to raise awareness that's true that's true it's all about the kids so but not as much as it's all about the kids but some other people so um i feel like i should just let him go i don't want to interrupt this no no this is good um so i heard heard rumors on the internet which is very reliable if you guys don't know uh that your next tour you guys are going to feature a sprinkling of songs throughout all of your different bands careers and you truth to that no none no it's really hard to speculate on it i mean like i you know i can i can honestly say there will be no glad hand songs there will be no baxter songs no rail mortifero no rail mortifero songs no songs by tricky guy eddie no guy eddie songs no jpp i mean this this this kind of uh this kind of ludicrous yeah you know it's there will be ludicrous songs now yeah we're gonna play a few ludicrous songs let's all bring that entire record what's that one record oh yeah we're playing the entire ludicrous record uh it wasn't actually released here it was uh it's a japan only ludicrous record i think we'll be playing belgium only it was ludicrous samples all your finest uh thick ales at room temperature uh we're gonna play that album it's in eternity wow that kind of joke barely like gets off the ground it's a euphemism so funny it's a euphemism chris it's a euphemism for semen i don't even know what that means all right all right uh we're good all right moving on next question so uh also rumored is uh the cobra skulls are going to be playing with a band called cornish gay men the cornish gay men yeah they're one of my favorite bands i mean you know i really think the groundbreaking to say the least yeah no i was blown away i was blown away you were blown away by the corner you know this is the first time he's used the word away and describing what happened to him with the cornish gay men i've been blown um no is that joke still funny now that it's been used on arrested development no i think so but you know wow a lot of people think arrested development is funny i know like when i pull down uh neil's pants i see the arrested development of his penis it's only aged to about nine years i i think it's pretty funny but i still think it's delicious it's all that counts wow because then we both have fun that's true what is that i don't even know what that pertains yeah that was just i was just that that was really like that was just kind of out there my penis is only developed to a nine-year-old there's no i'm a 28 year old man there's no feel that that was out of all right all right listen if we're gonna if we're gonna fucking if we're gonna continue this like i'm gonna have to i'm gonna have to go into the bathroom and take a piss while we continue to do the interview all right that's okay we can do that i i promise to only use the other hand to hold my penis that's it's it's been down dude's pants before so you're good make sure you get it under the door yeah believe it or not the mic's still all right whatever so um while he's there let's actually do kind of a real question sure so uh i heard you guys used only analog when recording oh calcutta is that true no it wasn't only analog but we did a lot of it i think everything but the vocals because we wanted to make sure that the music was all sort of in the same uh same realm of definitely guitars and drums and bass were all done on analog like but the vocals were done by robots so we figured that it wouldn't be even worth it to do an analog because it's already digital yeah they did a great job the robots the robots did do oh they did awesome job the one robot robot that sang for me was a little flat a lot but we had to use the auto tuner on that robot it was a little flat but its vagina was amazing yeah we had we had to use the other robot on that robot you know we just want there's so many digital process recordings these days that just sound like ass so why not uh well dude i mean honestly it's like we were hoping that like the analog would make the record sound huge you know just like sound a lot bigger and like i mean i think that's pretty successful it did a pretty good job yeah i think we can get it bigger i love it i love it when it's bigger you guys all just got a swirly we talk about how good andrew jackson's jihad is oh they're amazing we're not just regular andrew jackson or just regular jihad i'm not really a fan of either one of them that'd go a little over the top old hickory oh i'm sorry by offending your sensibilities but he killed 20 engines with his bare hands before he was 12 i personally don't think that's that's the watermark of a good president right there is that a true fact no okay it's pot i mean it's likely it's a fake fact it's a fake fact fake facts i love fuzzy logic uh fuzzy so i don't really know where to go from him flushing the toilet uh with mike in there but uh was it was it hard to do the analog back to that was it hard to do the analog recording as opposed to doing the digital because it's so much easier to find digital stuff now well we've we've never recorded on pro tools when we record digital it's generally on a medium that acts like a two inch just like an out outboard hard disk recorder but um no it was it was easy i mean matt allison the guy who uh produced it um he's worked with analog many times before so he's uh he's a whiz i would like to thank you for bringing this back into the realm of interesting topics by the way there's some bound to happen there's some kid out there who's that sarcasm uh american sarcasm there's some there's just some kid out there who's like god when are they going to talk about music and i just i want that one kid to actually feel like we care that's beautiful like we put the effort there you go kid there you go kid you can turn it off now oh it's just you know what it's just dick jokes and fucking botulism from here on out all right uh oh and chris is putting on motorcycle helmet there's some weird spit on the side whose helmet is that why do you know but there really is though it's a dangerous interview yeah the show tonight gonna be off the hook wearing a helmet oh it's gonna be off the hook oh it's gonna be off the hook man god wearing a motorcycle helmet is terrible why would you ever do that well because you're on motors yeah probably getting your heads beats dying you guys are really smart i don't think i don't think chris's face could adequately be captured on audio but it was a really a face of like oh um never mind all right hmm i forgot i forgot your face oh it wasn't i thought you were saying that my face was oh never mind no no no your face was amazing it was a face of it that wasn't really accurate it was a face of someone who's so um unimpressed by the idea of wearing a motorcycle helmet to say jump like 10 school buses that it just can't possibly be expressed through audio but at this point but you're trying i think you're doing a good job though i'm still talking somehow all right next question moving forward so uh since you're engineer yes go on all right a lot of all the things i've read have said you guys write your albums and concepts or themes where you take kind of a concept and carry it throughout your album and yet there are bands like uh coheed and cambria and mars volta who write really ridiculous concept albums you want to know the difference yeah you want to know the difference the difference is this you see our hair straight there's curly that's the difference that's what it takes you get that curly hair that now i mean wavy i guess it's wavy you look like bo from the dukes of hazard these guys look like willis from different strokes it's a whole different fucking situation and um you know what what they do no not okay well here's here's here's basically the thing like um and i can't really express so like the mars volta those guys obviously are like into fucking heroin or something because they're really out there but i can speak for coheed and cambria those guys have obviously never had sex before and you know they've like been like into like the dungeon master monsters guide for as long as they've been alive and they get to the time where they're going to write they're writing like sci-fi and yeah they're writing sci-fi in record form it's like you know like before i never had sex i was into comic books and dungeons and dragons and shit like that fortunately then i had sex and then i and then i got into high school and then everything was fine you know i mean these guys are like fucking 30 year old guys who have never had sex they're still into dungeons and dragons and that's cool and if that's the way you want to write your albums that's the way you write your albums but i mean unfortunately for them you'll only sell like 100 000 albums right if you're like us you know fashionable 20 000 albums you know 20 000 is a nice round number if you're lucky yeah exactly um but i think those are like really concept records whereas our records frankly are you know loosely conceptual i feel like theirs are premeditated ours are after the records are written we go oh there's kind of a common theme let's try to tie something together let's try and throw it all in maybe not overall but you know what on our last record i think it was definitely like we made a conscious effort to capture the spirit of the things that got us into punk rock in the first place and that was something that we talked about before we'd ever written a song and something that even to this point uh you know a year after it's come out i feel like at i mean i'm obviously the last person we're probably the last three people that can say if we are successful or not at achieving that but i feel like it's as good of a version as i could do of the things that got me excited about punk rock as as yeah i mean so and in that way it is a conceptual record and it was like premeditated we talked about what we wanted the record to like but we didn't be about but and also how we but more what it was about was how it would be received you know uh but their kid if we were to hear it but we weren't we weren't so interested in like the characters involved and like the you know amount of hit points that their swords would damage the other characters or shit like that what planet you know and that and that thing is really is that the planet that's going down danteline what it's a planet at war apparently really planet at war is that what that's about i just know they have that banner ad which is uh would you kill your children to save a civilization and i would hey what's going on we're going to take a little break from the interview to bring you some more lauren sarm's music it's a good interview isn't it you're impressed you were all like it's not gonna be that good i'm probably not even gonna and then you started busting up the minute brendan made a joke about sucking neil's penis and you've been laughing ever since because i know i would so we're gonna take a little break play some more music remember listen at the end we will be giving or we'll be running a contest with asian man for a copy of both of dan podhast's albums a copy of the lawrence arms cocktails and dreams album a copy of the reissue of alkaline trios god damn it and some more stuff because mike park's freaking awesome uh all right so before we do that we're gonna play a track by the lawrence arms it's off of god i'm gonna say guided tour of chicago but it may be ghost stories because i don't remember but uh we're gonna play kevin costner's casino because fuck kevin costner all right enjoy

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i'm i'm not gonna do this very well but uh i'm gonna try to sum up punk rock and and just like one broad sweeping generalization no no one's ever done that before no no but they but they no no one's ever done it well yeah that's two sides to the there's two sides to uh to punk rock there's two extremes on one side you've got coheed and cambria and they're writing songs about like fictional characters doing battle with other fictional characters on like lame planets and it's like you know what man as like many awesome guitar solos as you pack into that song there's nothing rock and roll about your dorky little science fiction project and um then on the other side of it is the blackout pact it was a band we toured with and they're like you know what man if you get an oxycontin don't even take it you need to stuff it up your ass because their anal cavity is the only way to really get all the uh full potential out of a pill it's the only way you get 100 of potential out of a pill and again i don't care there's nothing rock and roll about a bunch of dudes sitting around in a room sticking pills up their ass you know so somewhere in the middle is the lawrence arms you know we write records that are vaguely conceptual we get fucked up but we don't stick anything in our ass and uh there's no hit points ever discussed there you go good job thank you and there you go there's rock and roll and some of the next topic that's good i'm gonna somewhere i'll write that in where it's uh punk rock is not about sticking things in your ass or hit points and uh punk rock can be about sticking things in your ass but it depends on what kind of things they are yeah i mean it's like if you're sitting around getting fucked in the ass because that's what you're into that's pretty punk rock like your grandma is not going to be happy and that's there's nothing more punk rock than pissing off your grandmother especially with anal sex uh-huh where was this more punk rock than pissing off your grandma um okay i wanted to ask uh you did the song the rabbit and the rooster which was on the last album it was originally a bonus track and then it came out on the fat sampler right yes yes now i heard there was oh that's the second version there was another version that you did originally it was like no no no the the original like that was originally going to be on the album and that was at the last minute switched out with key to the city which was going to be the b-side track and at the last minute those two got switched that was the difference but you're thinking of the uh country song the warp tour song we did a fast version there we go yeah that song was originally fast right and then we were just kind of like fucking around in the practice space and decided to do kind of like a country version country version of it and then the first time we ever played the country version through and there was that sort of hang at the end we all went into the fast punk rock thing at the same time it just made really really hilarious ended up laughing tremendously and you probably haven't gathered this but if anything makes the three of us laugh we stick with it forever yeah sounds like a good shtick though it heals wounds laughter yeah of course i remember feels laughter it feels wounds it's the best medicine it peels tombs all right i want to ask so recently toby from red scare moved up to chicago where you guys are now what a turd he's not even here he's poisoned the he's poisoned the soil not only is not allowed to come back now all right he can go wherever he wants he you know he it's it's it's amazing to have him up there uh i mean that not for any best any reason other than like it's uh good to get him away from all you turds and it's fucking uh it's nice to finally have him in our neighborhood hanging out every night yeah yeah so it's it's awesome i mean you know he's like you know he's he's our best friend you know and he's gonna be our tour manager on the next tour we do and he's uh you know he's around so i can just drive over to his house and fucking piss him off by knocking on this door you know it doesn't take much to piss him off it sounds like that's true oh well when you've been up drinking till six in the morning and you knock on his door at ten it's yeah that's a little different stuff all brendan wants is to go and have breakfast that's right that's all i want is a little bit of breakfast can we go to the salt and pepper please um now you guys all do you guys hope i read you help out with red scaring stuff like that that's true now do you get paid for that is all that just one of those things like hey guys come on over and we can pack records no i i don't actually do any shit oh excuse me i don't do any shit like that i don't pack records or anything like that i help out with the more uh i do like writing and stuff and contacting bands initially and shit like that and uh no i don't really get paid for it but you know it's not really a cash positive endeavor really i mean you know red scare is about putting out records that we really like and uh it's it's it's fine it you know it's it's a cool record label i think because we have no expectations to ever make money we're able to keep it a cool record without thinking well you know it's like it's pretty rad that when you can operate like that you get to put out all the music that you think is really good and therefore you end up putting out all these really awesome records so totally it's been it's been awesome for us because it's like you know we really get to look at our catalog and be like holy fuck we've got a good catalog full of great records and that's yeah you know i mean we we clearly i mean it almost doesn't even bear mentioning that we've never put anything out to try to sell tons of copies because it's like we you know obviously we've never sold tons of copies so if that's your goal yeah we're fucking up left and right but uh no yeah it's just i mean not to not to sound like my fucking great aunt or anything but it's really a labor of love you know so your great aunt said that one a lot she says that a lot when she's having sex with chris yeah yeah how do you how do you uh respond to that she's she's in love with chris though she's never seemed to actually be happy when we're having sex she's just furious it's just a labor there's no love involved oh well when you're not around chris she appreciates it more than you know yeah well you know that's all right uh so i want to ask uh i read some interviews a while back and they talked to you guys about like a lot of the chicago bands signing to major labels and would you guys ever do it and uh the answer at the time is you guys have never been approached by a major label and i was wondering if that has changed at all not really no nope nope see in order to be approached we're called major label poison yeah that's right we are like the tom arnold of bands oh like if a lot of people think we're funny but once you spread it out to the mass market i don't know wow that's uh it's a little farther than i was just thinking like if you put us in your movie slash record label it's gonna tank but uh do people think that tom arnold's funny oh and true lies he's amazing you know what if you i don't know maybe not if you go back and look at true lies he is fucking coked out of his gourd every single i got a feeling if you look his jaw his jaw is shaking back and forth like like he is just blown an eight ball it is crazy i would explain how he married roseanne though well god really i thought he just like uh it was like hey this huge feast uh oh it's me or no one else think about it was that is it was that a fat joke chris yes brendan it was the fat joke was it about tom arnold or roseanne um it was about roseanne what's going on come on keep moving so we're moving forward no major labels have talked to you listen to your ow no major labels have talked to you at this point no but i think you're starting to understand why yeah it's slowly coming into focus i wasn't referring to you i was just saying the whole operation seems a little shoddy a little put together with duct tape dude we're like the swiss watch of rock bands we're like the fucking the cobra kai of rock whoa we're like the you know we've stayed in the uh house where daniel la russo supposedly lived yes we have wow and we've also seen the uh take that hawthorne heights can't say that can they maybe they can but it would be a lie yeah maybe they've stayed there too well that's true those girls we stayed with were hoes they'll probably yeah that's fine that's i'll never hear it two people listen to this so don't worry no one will get through this this guy and me so we go home and we're like god we're so awesome we don't even put it on the yeah it's like oh dude we got like three quarters of the way through it it was so painful we just couldn't even yeah that's all right all right i got uh two questions left and then we're done so first question uh you guys put the the yeah he's the head of the show i just talked you guys put together the uh compilation of uh your two eps and all that was called cocktails and dreams yep was that in fact taken from the tom cruise movie cocktails no it was actually taken from a place in um australia it's surfers paradise in surfers paradise we were sitting in and uh we had to come up with a name for the record we were on vacation we had done an australian tour and we kind of like booked it into our tour that we had a vacation at the end of it nice and uh my wife came out and we were all sitting in this place and we had to come up with a name for the record like the next day i had to email it in and we were sitting there and we were just like all like fuck fuck what it's gonna be actually my wife was like you guys should call this shit cocktails and dreams and we were just like all pretty drunk and we started laughing pretty hysterically and then the next morning we were like oh yeah kind of woke up that's it so cocktails and dreams anybody anybody got a problem with that now you know that we're sober no you know what's awesome is that we've totally gotten emails they're like dude i was in surfers paradise and i went to cocktails and dreams and it got totally wasted and it was awesome and that is the dream man it's like and that's the cocktail the cocktail is the idea that you will someday every time he starts talking like this we just like cue the music where you know it's like and then i was 12 and i was uh having sex with mark ruvalo i didn't know what sex was i couldn't call it making love again you put music behind this little uh all right so yeah we went from this interview this interview you having sex as a 12 year old boy uh last question the it's the asian man 11th uh anniversary the asian man-iversary uh never heard that one before i'm sure uh i've never heard that one no where's alkaline trio what's up with that um i think uh matt's in la dan's in indianapolis and derrick's in chicago and by that i mean dan's in chicago and derrick's in indianapolis but you have to use the code at first or else the uh chuds catch up and they go and attack them oh so they can make it out so well you know when the lawrence arms are headlining that it's you know they tried it every avenue they possibly could whoa they ended up with us yeah i mean yeah i think i think you basically say that whenever you get an event that is in any way asian man records uh oriented and the lawrence arms are headlining it's safe to assume the alkaline trio was not available i'm not trying to shit on anybody here but did you just seriously fart on the mic and then smell it that was un-fucking-believable well you know what's really funny he was like it's like you think that's gross you should watch mike park as he like scoops his farts out of his butt in his nose like literally he scoops his i'm just gonna do little noises here for you zip oh the nicest man in punk rock yeah um no i was just actually smelling the microphone out of courtesy to make sure it wasn't too stinky to hand back to you all right that's cool whatever you do man um all right so i want to thank you guys for taking time i'm sorry can we can we high five before this is all done yeah all right let's go that's pretty decent on the audio so good high five thank you guys and good luck with the show and thank you tomorrow at the oakland coliseum and all the rest of it you know when you say it like that it sounds like we're doing so well the oakland coliseum all right tomorrow at the oakland coliseum we'll see you there it's like yeah you know legal show set up by like some fucking wacky fucking half-baked entrepreneur with his shitty generator and his fucking crazy band of sycophantic nerds don't forget the 500 hot dogs all right dude look at me 500 hot dogs oh i'm so there and a keg of pabst oh so we'll see you at the coliseum see you at the coliseum bargain lot uh so that wraps up our their interview of the lawrence arms good times uh all right we're gonna get into the contest like i said we'll be running all current contests until next week uh and then we'll close them up so anything that you want to enter enter it and we'll see if it's still running uh this contest with asian man records we're gonna run at least until we run our second interview which if you haven't guessed is with dan pothast from mu 330 and he does solo stuff um as well he's a pretty dope guy and hopefully you like that interview but this week's contest asian man records extravaganza both dan pothast albums lawrence arms cocktails and dreams album and the alkaline trio reissue of god damn it plus some other free stuff that mike park's throwing in because he's like check it out how awesome am i i'm mike park i just give stuff away i'm not interested in money so whatever dude you're so cool oh giving us stuff anyhow um don't enter the contest all you gotta do i'm totally getting distracted because it's like true life i like to bump and grind on people and so i'm just watching these people like sex each other up on mtv oh it's pretty awesome if i if i could i'd be spanking it right now but uh i think if i do that and you listen it's a crime so anyway to enter send us your name information address to soundscenerevolution at gmail dot oh that's gay at a gmail dot so oh dude this is weird all right if you ever watch mtv and you see a true life like dudes humping things it's not even like all women the guy's just grinding on stuff but uh send it to soundscenerevolution at gmail dot com and answer the question what is your favorite asian man records release i personally would have to go with probably cocktails and dreams it's a really good album i'm also a big fan of the alkaline trio singles compilation album good album but i don't know maybe yours is the chinkanese maybe it's mu 330 maybe it's slapstick maybe it's uh colossal duval uh any number of good good good albums that they've put out but you can't put out less than jake and i'm just saying that because well they're douchebags i won't say why but they are they are all right so uh enter that enjoy next week we got more interviews before we go we're gonna play one last track by the arms and we're gonna play another boring story see what i did there i tried to switch it up have everybody sing a little bit on it see because there's two singers in lauren's arms and now you know uh you enjoy this i'm gonna watch a true story i like to hump chairs oh it's i'm celibate that's a lie all right enjoy

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he's not inviting anybody from punk news rich because because half of them hate me half of them are like if i you know if i ever get married again i want to invite all the people from punk news and i'm going to put like a little magic marker board behind every single fucking chair so you can write exactly what your opinion on everything that's going on it's going to be fucking awesome but it says someone on it yeah it's going to be like oh so when i look back on like the memories of my wedding it'll be like this is queer cute comment about how against me is gay you know this wedding totally sold out yeah this wedding was good before everybody else showed up well when i get married again it is going to be to chris so i've been there i can't wait to move to new hampshire oh you're talking about the future yeah i mean vermont dad i love vermont is also what we call the future new vermont new vermont i like that yeah it's uh it's our own place where this will be the it'll be the 52nd state after neil is the maid of honor and uh and the best man oh it's an interesting video oh god especially when the maid of honor takes the best man home and has sex with him that video is even more there it is yeah oh god find that on the so sticking to the high level of professional if you've ever heard of that already established uh what's your first question sticking to the fantastic for those who don't already know dude you gave me the best pro job the other night